You're a liar if you don't find houseflies annoying whenever they are buzzing around you. I don't kill bugs, but boy do these buggers test my patience. I actually have one flying by me right now, and I have nothing but the upmost desire to punch it in it's fly skull.
But I began to think..what if we used houseflies for a greater good? Right now there is the terror of ISIS, and I think they'd be great guinea pigs. We take houseflies, training them in the most gruelling of housefly conditions, readying them for their mission. After 6 months of arduous training, we take them to Wymoning and release them.
I'd give ISIS 2 weeks before they are on their knees begging us for forgiveness.
Again, and...?They'll probably make fancy looking helmets with comunication and stuff.There's already models of them worldwide, just put some pink, red and purple paint on it and that would be enough if what you say is true.
/reported
praying mantis defences
I'll attack during Muslim time of prayer. Have the flies shank the mantises.
What about genetically modified giant super flies?
If we call the Pentagon, what are we going to say? no one knows the plan better than you. Just call them from Germany, reveal yourself as an American citizen, and I'll help cover the exorbitant fee you'll receive for the call ,don't worry
