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Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Hey folks and croutons, here's a public service method to you, yes yes friend, you, as a regular user, estimed moderator, high admin, or quiet anon, I am speaking, to you.

Do you ever wonder why Keanu didn't ask if there was an alternative to taking a blue or a red? no? that's because George Clooney and Donald Trump implanted a binary domain in his beautiful head, corrupting his thoughts. This is not the matrix, no this is the internet, and you have a choice. Ask for another one, ask for white green, blue or donkey, but donn't just swallow their pills, take a new one.

Take a yellow one.

Take us.

Post script: i swear to zelda and BEN that I'm not high.
posted postin script: the knights are the purple pills. they're good too.

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R2D21999
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I support this thread. Happy yet, Froot?

xeano321
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Why is George Clooney interfering in my life again?

wflag10
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Nomad

Don't give me that bull**** Xeano, us plain users and knights are nothing compared to the all glorious yellow pill.

Ernie15
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Bard

Why are you implying that Keanu Reeves has thoughts?

pickpocket
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Shepherd

Yes I agree, Speed was an American classic.

pangtongshu
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Jester

You pill tastes like Lemons
and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Why are you implying that Keanu Reeves has thoughts?

Are you implying that a Califorinian is capable of NOT having thoughts? have you heard their accents? rubbish.

Would you really think so smoothly under so much pressure...?

Is a black man with good shades offering you pills that pressuring?

Are you suuuure...?Like, sure sure?

I swearit goshdarnnit!

You pill tastes like Lemons

pang that's lemon heads you messed up

Ernie15
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Bard

Are you implying that a Califorinian is capable of NOT having thoughts? have you heard their accents? rubbish.

Are you implying that Keanu Reeves is Californian? Because we don't want him either.

Frank_Frooton
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https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQmzEaikF6QfmaV9anBxI1g2Qc_U56vmEuH-o9jAh2xAlMiv9LXA
WE NNEED HIM!

MAYBE IF THE PILLS DECIDE MY FRICKIN' DESTINY AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S THEN YEAH, IT IS PRESSURING XD.

if you think that's scary, then you should meet my dealer.

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

My car dealer you ninny. Car dealer.

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Not clue whats going on, but im going to drop in and laugh at all of you.
Also, eat the magenta pill, its the best choice.

impulse255dj
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Farmer

Eat all the pills!!

impulse255dj
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impulse255dj
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http://jay.mobile9.com/download/media/495/pillz-e_9lau15bs.jpg

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Eat all the pills!!

my firend, you are correct. eat allllllll the pills.

impulse255dj
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Farmer

Exactly, who knows maybe I'm not getting enough.. *squints at bottle* ... Estrogene.

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