Welcome to the Magnetic Dream Chamber! We are currently in the fifth stage of experiment.
Please keep the following in mind:
1. This may be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. OMG! Gantic! Stop doing this to me!
5. Ignore that. That was a glitch in the system.
Please keep your minds open as information will be beamed directly into your head. I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises.
Why are we here? This is a dream, so maybe we're here to perform inception. In that case, we probably need to go deeper, although it would help if we knew who was dreaming and what idea we need to plant.
His dreams may be weird and funny but that is only because doors are paddles and wheels and baskets hindered only by the impossible layers upon layers upon layers within his depths.
Looks like we're just giving ideas for dreams to this one person. Let's see... What if I have a person appeared out of nowhere and give me a million dollars?