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I am not a cat, aaaand that's it.

have u thought about geTTING A FREAKING JOB YOU FREE-LOADER?

In order to no longer be bored with your little sushi cat life, you must become a break dancer and travel the world in a hot air balloon. You need to become the world renowned break dancing sushi cat that travels near and far in a hot air balloon. Then save the world from an attack of killer chipmunks.

Go outside and exercise, it'll be a new experience for all of us.

meow? meow. nya!! nya nya :3 :3 :3

Ohayo gozaimasu!

Eat something besides sushi and see what happens. Try quinoa. You could be Quinoa Cat.

It's harsh reality time, kitty cat. If you don't make serious changes to your life you will end up like this:

Well kitty cat, you could maybe get a pet. And overfeed it with sushi. Sushi Goldfish... Well that is an idea.

Well kitty cat, you could maybe get a pet