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Sorry, where does allowance enter into this? Also, I call Chekhov's gun on that mouse.

Nobody is edible.

Your objective, should you choose to accept it, is to figure out what is going on here.

23/100

When you don't have stat rolls.

Welcome to the Rose and Crown, weary Forumnaut. We have many offerings in the way of sustenance. Our patrons enjoy talking about the misadventures of Forumnauts and pretend silly things.

A room only costs one gold coin and comes with complementary wake-up call.

A game of hi-lo dice starts in the corner furthest from the main egress. It only costs a gold coin to join. The pot is currently up to no gold coins.

I start searching around the tavern for more gold balls.

Can't hear you; rummaging.

If nothing of use, interest, or value turns up, I track down that mouse.

I'm not trying to be altiloquent, but please allow me to supply you hamartithiacs with omniana regarding the meaning of Rose and Crown. Since Quodlibertarianism is so popular here, I will also entertain the better known rectalgiacs and badots with exiguous effort and a healthy dose of abderiant laughter.

Is there anything else I can do while I work?
2d4=6

It is named the Rose and Crown for the red and the gold, such as the gold of your Golden Carrot Stick.

You find no gold balls.

You waste your time looking for a mouse that has already left the building.

SportShark is forcibly removed for naft but insouciance.

You can work or you can play.

Welcome to the Rose and Crown, weary Forumnaut. We have many offerings in the way of sustenance. Our patrons enjoy talking about the misadventures of Forumnauts and pretend silly things. They also enjoy looking at and for things.

A room only costs one gold coin and comes with complementary wake-up call.

A game of hi-lo dice starts in the corner furthest from the main egress. It only costs a gold coin to join. The pot is currently up to no gold coins.

In that case, I go outside and pick up its trail from the other side of the wall.

I'll actually go exploring. Let's see how many floors this place has

I hit the lockbox and the gold ball with my plot device. I then repeat the process until something interesting happens.

FishPreferred finds no trail outside. It is likely an owl has picked it off.

You are not allowed to pass through the other rooms because you have no paid for a room, wookie1196.

Chryosten hits the lockbox and the gold ball with his plot device. Perhaps he should try finding other balls instead.

Welcome to the Rose and Crown, weary Forumnaut. We have many offerings in the way of sustenance. Our patrons enjoy talking about the misadventures of Forumnauts and pretend silly things. They also enjoy looking at and for things.

A room only costs one gold coin and comes with complementary wake-up call.

A game of hi-lo dice starts in the corner furthest from the main egress. It only costs a gold coin to join. The pot is currently up to no gold coins.

How much does a room cost?

You win this round, Chekhov!
I examine the grounds and exterior walls for anything of note, paying close attention to any signs of buried food/treasure.

OOC: If the custodian isn't allowed into the rooms, who's going to clean them?

I go ahead and search for more balls.

OOC: He said he wasn't going to be working.

IC: A room costs one gold coin.

You find little of interest on the ground, but it looks like the Rose and Crown has changed its name quite a few times.

There don't appear to be any more balls in this place.

There are no roses around.

Welcome to the Rose and Crown, weary Forumnaut. We have many offerings in the way of sustenance. Our patrons enjoy talking about the misadventures of Forumnauts and pretend silly things. They also enjoy looking at and for things.

A room only costs one gold coin and comes with complementary wake-up call.

A game of hi-lo dice starts in the corner furthest from the main egress. It only costs a gold coin to join. The pot is currently up to no gold coins.