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Racist jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it's Pointless.

A guy walks into a bar...
...the silence is unbearable as everybody waits for the gut splitting punch line...
"Can I have a bear please?"
..."Uh, bartender?"...
*snaps out of fixated stare* "Uh, oh, ok sure."

CLASSIC

What's a bears favorite drink?
Koka-Koala!

An infinite number of Mathematicians walks into a bar

"I'll have one glass of whiskey" says the first.
"half for me" says the second
"a quarter for me" says the third

Before anyone else can talk, the Bartender fills up 2 glasses of whiskey and says

"Know your limits"

XD

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All the functions are sitting in a bar, until the derivative walks in in a violent mood

"I am going to destroy all of you" it says
And the exponential function (e^x) replies

"Lol, nice try"

(P.S. Am I the only one who specifically tries to make them as littlle funny as possible? )

this site must be called "silver"

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-Bone...

You have got to be Kitten me...

The Illuminati symbol is a triangle, which has 3 sides. The abbreviation for California is CA, and C is the 3rd letter in the alphabet. There are 3 letters in 3rd. It takes 3 lines to make a capital A.

ILLUMINATI LIVE IN CALIFORNIA CONFIRMED.

You can sharpen a pencil from both the ends but what would be the point?

Everytime I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones.

Knock Knock!!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
CORRECT!
- From my bud Jacob

What do you call a short psychic who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

i was gonna make a joke about my armatar, but then it exp- *BOOM*