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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Shadowphoenix39
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I've eaten raviolis right from the can before, they aren't raw, just cold.

I don't want to go to the zombies, I want them to come to me. As for food, I could drag up zombie parts and go cannibal. (XD) Or just go inside about say once a week, to gather more food. Thats what I say I would do, but, being me, I don't have that kind of bravery.

I had a dream where a became a zombie, my mom infected me. I asked her "What do I do?", she said "Go and bite people, it's fun." I had that dream after watching 'I am Legend'.

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Running to the kitchen, I grab about ten cans of ravioli put them in the bag.


Like DDX said, that's a lot of weight, can you carry that much? Also, how much supplies are you packing in that one book bag? How big is that book bag?


I run around the house, gathering scraps of wood from the garage, attic, etc.


Smart move, yet are your doors and windows closed/locked. I mean, the time and effort to gather all of these items would take awhile, and you can't wait for something to step in and try to eat you.

climb onto the roof and set up camp there.


How do you climb up there? Through the bedroom window? And how do you carry all those supplies up there? Also, don't you want to bord up the window you went through? Would the Zeds not be able to use the same passage way you used?

I take the sniper only shooting zombies that get too close to the house, aiming for their eyes an any other weak spot they reveal.


Just make sure you don't go rambo and you need to be an expert shot to get them in the eye always.

Also where is your family? Are they all turned into zombies or are they up on the roof with you?


Of the Blaze scale, you'll get a 5.6-6.1 out of 10.
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Running to the kitchen, I grab about ten cans of ravioli put them in the bag.


You're hands will be too full. I guarantee you.
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You're plan is a but unrealistic, but may work. It gets a 4/10 on the Alt's Assorted Action Plan system.
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You're plan is a but unrealistic, but may work. It gets a 4/10 on the Alt's Assorted Action Plan system.


Depending on how big, strong and fast he is, it could work, but in most cases a Zed would have broke in by the time he got his 'list' finished.
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I see your points but, would the zombies know I live? Do they go around searching each individual building? I forgot to include my family. Uhm... they all ran while I slept. XD

As for bookbag-space issues, I could use a duffle-bag instead, I have a few in the basement... or I could use several bookbags, like the ones kept in the closet form past years. They are a bit ripped but we never threw them out for some reason. >_>

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Okay. . .can I join? Mah plan (assuming that this is the regular walking Goliath virus, of course):
I would gather a few essential supplies(four bottles of Ice Mountain water with 30% less plastic so they would be lighter, 1/4 pound of beef jerky), in a small bag, then sling it over my shoulder. I would most likely use a .35 pistol, because the kick and noise is relatively low, yet still would be able to most likely pierce the skull and hit the brain for a kill. For CQC, something like a crowbar would be good, because the end is sharp enough to kill a zombie (unless their bones get harder when they get infected) which I would carry in the bag. Teh crowbar would preferably be made of a light aluminum, so it wouldn't be very heavy and therefore easy to carry and quick to swing. I would also take my asthma inhaler. I would leave around 6 AM, right after feeding time, (so I would have more time to go to my destination) and I would wear soft-sole shoes so I make less noise and would attract less attention. I would make my way on foot to a nearby Home Depot (lots of weapons there, and usually located next to a gas station for food and abandoned cars). I would kill the sensors on all of the automatic doors, and they're made of tempered glass and metal (the zombies would not be able to break through tempered glass, I guarantee you) and close the doors to keep the zombies out. They aren't smart enough to manually open the doors either, so only I would be able to come and go (other survivors probably wouldn't be able to get in, because it is a little-known fact that automatic doors can be manually opened.) as I please. During the day, I would be able to head to the gas station to stockpile food and water, and I would most likely be able to find and use a generator or car battery to power a travel grill (which can be found at sporting goods stores, of which one would be nearby) to cook foods. I would be able to kill zombies effectively with my gun and crowbar, and if needed, I could outrun one because they limp along.

Here's my plan again, thoad. . . .

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Alt's Assorted Action Plan
DDX zombie attack survival
Blaze scale


Well, what about the Thoadsy Terrific Terror Zombie Plan of Uber Terrific -ness scale? HMM?

And alt, you're in.
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I'm in! Also, I have the Alt's Assorted Aliments Acquisition And Survival of Zombie Apocalypse Scale. How's THAT for alliteration? Lol.

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don't want to go to the zombies, I want them to come to me. As for food, I could drag up zombie parts and go cannibal. (XD) Or just go inside about say once a week, to gather more food. Thats what I say I would do, but, being me, I don't have that kind of bravery.


uh... yea that will definitely give you an infection mate... of epic proportions. EPIC proportions... never touch zombies.. they will infect you with t3h v1ru535!
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I pwn with 1337 XD

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I would leave around 6 AM, right after feeding time,


What do you mean 'feeding time'? your feeding time or the Zeds?

would make my way on foot to a nearby Home Depot


Remember this is all durring an attack, so walking/running/on-foot would not be a good idea. And could you out run a a mob of Zeds with the supplies you have?


I would kill the sensors on all of the automatic doors, and they're made of tempered glass and metal (the zombies would not be able to break through tempered glass, I guarantee you) and close the doors to keep the zombies out


All this without checking the inside of the depot for Zombies? I mean there must be few lurking about.

During the day, I would be able to head to the gas station to stockpile food and water, and I would most likely be able to find and use a generator or car battery to power a travel grill (which can be found at sporting goods stores, of which one would be nearby) to cook foods. I would be able to kill zombies effectively with my gun and crowbar, and if needed, I could outrun one because they limp along.


Remember, Thoads Zeds may not be able to run, but they have strength in numbers. So going about durring the day, even to the gas station right next door could get messy in a day or two. Your bound to attract more.

Anyway, it was a great plan, I liked how you had most of the smallest detailes figuerd out. Great work; you get a 7/10 on the BLAZE scale.


Well, what about the Thoadsy Terrific Terror Zombie Plan of Uber Terrific -ness scale? HMM?


Mine's called 'Blazes Life and Zombie/Zed Enviroment Scale'
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Alt's Assorted Action Plan
DDX zombie attack survival
Blaze scale


there is also the DDX food stuffs scale, DDX General impotence scale, DDX How gangsta are you scale... ect.

DDX has got a scale for everything! even a weighing scale!
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With all seriousness... I suggest brining something that smells nasty to use as a distraction since thoady suggests his zombies hunt by smell. Maybe like a bag of poop or rotting veggies.

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With all seriousness... I suggest brining something that smells nasty to use as a distraction since thoady suggests his zombies hunt by smell. Maybe like a bag of poop or rotting veggies.


You mean how in 'I Am Legend' Will Smith used to water his flowers each day, and those flowers also acted as distraction, and didn't lead the infected to him.
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