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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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Personally, I think I'd bolt to the vegetable oil isle if you wanna stall the zombies, I mean I'd think it'd be a good idea, if they do manage to get your cornered, you might be able to burst through the lot if they're greased up in canola oil. While as if they're covered in detergent that might not be as good... or rather, put a bunch of oil on YOU.

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Ok its a Monday moring I click on news and it said zombies have taken over Mexico and it said they are trying to get to Indiana.So way there are trying to get to your state you collect some of your family members you go to a gun store and buy a one shotgun two hunting rifles and buy a AK47.So you have got the guns you need you got the people you need now you can only wait intill the zombies com a knocken at your door.It has been three days seence the zombie outbreak and they are at kentucky they are starting to get close to your state.You go to the store and and right when you and your family walk in the store the zombies attacked and you and everyone pull out a gun and shoot.While they are shooting you and your family get some food.Aftar you get some food you begin to shoot at the zombies and once they are all dead you go back home.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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wow......mario, what was that?

First off, Inever said you could join, Isaid we would see.

Second, I told you not to add stuff like Ak's.....it's just not belivable. And last, that made no real sense....

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Ok, so we've been kinda slow on entries in the Zombie Thread of Undead Art, and since I got permission from thoad, I'm gonna go ahead and post this promotional piece-

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu19/Pois0nArr0w/PromoPiece.png

Next competition starts either today or tomorrow!

thisisnotanalt
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Can I make another plan just for the hell of it?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Alt, fire at will.

Thoad, how dare you go against my perfiously allreeady given order!

scenario?

You and three others are running from town. With you are three others One is in his mid twenties, with muscles that fill up his sleevs, and fair hair. The nest is small, about 13. Black shaggy hair, which never stays flat o nthe sides. And the last is a girl. 15 years old, blond.

You have a crwobar, the boy has a hockey stick (you found him playing hockey in the street), the guy has a shot gun, with 6 shots, as many as would fit, And the girl has......well she grabbed a hair brush...that counts for something right?

You come to a house about 2 miles from the town. You can't possibly run any more, so you knock at the door.

( knocking will alert you if any zombies are insed with out allerting any nearby)

A small women awnsers the door. She is small, about 4'3 has a mole on the side of her neck, and big rossy checks. She invites you in and you sit down. You start to tell her about what's happening, and she starts laughing. She walks to the back of the house, and throws open a door. Out come 4 zombies. She lets her self get bitten, and now, theres 5.


l--------------------------------------------------1
lz z zz1 l KITCHEN 1
l-{~}--1 S l-------------- D 1
l Z l A 1
l bedroom D {~} l{~}--1
l l l-{~}-l l 1
l Y l l E l L l B 1
l 1 l l l l
l-----------------------{~}------------------------l

Key:

1 - = walls
Y = you = crowbar
D = Dave = hockey stick
S = steve = shotgun (NOT A GOOD SHOT!!!!!)
A = Alice = hair brush.....(try going rambolawl with that!)
Z = zombie

ROOMS!

{~} door

B = bathroom
Kitcen....well kitchen
Bedroom, beedroom.
E = entry way
L = living room
D = dining room

Ok, it kinda sucks, but go for it.

I nthe house, you would find basically anythig you would in a normall old womens ome.

DDX
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a gun store and buy a one shotgun two hunting rifles and buy a AK47


AK-47s are illegal because they are illegal... and they are assault rifles and automatic weapons.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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ok, my map got meesed up bad.....so just forget that.

thoadthetoad
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1, I'd put up a defensive position with the crowbar to make sure that the zombie doesn't get me.
2, While doing that I'll tell Alice to get a knife and kill the zombie I'm currently trying to fend off.
3, I'll trick dave and steve into going rambolawl outside, while me and alice have a ... 30 minutes in heaven in the bedroom, since I'm sure I can convince her like I did Cindy.
4, gtfo.

oh, and I almost forgot.

5, Then light the b*tch!

or my alternative,
1, stab the lady in the face with my crowbar (by gouging out the eye and stabbing the brain, I've seen it done before), run the mother f**k away, and then have some foarplay with Alice as the guys make the zombies stfu.

Fooooaaarplaaaaay.

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This plan is definitely best-case scenario. . . .
I was at my uncle's cabin in Colorado when the outbreak happened. He's gone- so is my dad. all there is is one fridgeful of food, and some venison jerky food-wise. My uncle is signed up for military surplus- he has plenty of weapons. Two M1 Garands, four Mauser C96 pistols, an AK47, an M1A1 carbine, and a few hunting rifles, along with a Waffen SS knife. The only problem I have is food. I would use his knife to sharpen some sticks from tree branches to set up a bit of a perimeter around my area, then I would cut down trees with his hatchet to set up choke points around the property. Crops would be too difficult to grow, so I would rely on hunting- the zombies would be easy to kill because of the choke points and weapons, and there would be plenty of squirrels in the area, as well as deer. I would be able to survive, at least for a small while. . . .
NOTE: My uncle really has all that stuff. He's part of a military surplus program.
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The plan? Easy. Fill the lady's tea kettle with laundry detergent and then spilling it on the floor would deter the zombies from the door. Steve would be able to line up a shot on the old lady, because she would go so close to him that he wouldn't be able to miss. Thjen, the zombies at the door would be trapped because of the detergent, allowing for me to take the shotgun from him. Shooting the drounded zombies would be easy, then I could GTFO.

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Semi-kinda-supah-I'm not quite sure-important-news

The ZTF is going to be open soon! Reserve a spot by messaging my profile and I can see if I can get you in! There's hands on training and harder scenario's/zombies. So please, come on over and see if you got what it takes to seriously bust some zombie heads.

--ZTF--

DDX
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then I could GTFO.


Totally what I would have done.

*looks at all of DDX's scenario posts*

Hmm I say GTFO a lot...
thoadthetoad
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You do say GTFO a lot don't you?

--ZTF--

skater_kid_who_pwns
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You know, untill right now I never knew what GTFO actually stood for...I had to look it up...XD

thoadthetoad
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hahaha, you gotta be kidding me XD

I learned it when I was just 11.

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