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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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My answer to the scenario is to unscrew a door from the frozen section and kill the zombies with the sides of that.
or i could take two buckets of icecream to the heads of the zombies, smashing them from either side.


Far too vague to be considered an actual plan. You couldn't unscrew the door in time and doubt ice cream would be very useful.

I'm just posting this so that this thread doesn't get on page 200.


Wat?
Bjiscuit
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Scenario then?

You are walking through the isles of wall mart. Teh frozen section to be exact, not really finding anything but long since melted ice cream, and some rotten food. It wsa just a faster route to the caned goods. As your walking through you spie a bit of blood of blood on the floor and walk over to investigate.

"Hrm...strange. It's...fresh?"

Fresh blood means people. And people means survivros and help.

You look down the next isle to see a line of blood. At the very end there is a screw driver. Walking over to it you see it is a bit rusty, and about a foot long from handel to tip.

You continue to follow the blood, and round to enter the next isle.

as you do so a zombie limps around the other side. Looking for the blood trail again, your schoocked to see part of the ceeling caved in. There is just a small hole for you to crawl through. On the other side there are to zombies happily munching away at there fresh kill. You got there to late.

Though you should be used to this sight by now, you gasp, and the zombies turn towards you.

Your now trapped. If you crawl back through the hole, the zombie o nthe other side will eat away at your face.

So Now for the challenge.

You are stuck in the Frozen section of wallmart. With two zombie, and your only armed with a screwdriver.

The isle is to narrow for you to simply run through the two zombies, so figure something out.

Good luck.

On the other side you are met


Skater's scenario

also, i had asked how heavy people would think a bucket/gallon of icecream is.

My plan for this woul dbe, take one of the gallons of ice cream and throw it as hard as i can, hopefully either knocking a zombie down or atleast off ballance. and attack the other with a the screw driver to the temple. if i can do that then escape would be easy as my momentum would carry me past the zombies and i could run away.
Lathus
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Which is sorta what I said except with two gallons and crushing the heads of the zombies.

PossibleInstability
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Everyone please observe:

Proper use of ice cream...

take one of the gallons of ice cream and throw it as hard as i can, hopefully either knocking a zombie down or atleast off ballance


Improper use of ice cream...

or i could take two buckets of icecream to the heads of the zombies, smashing them from either side.
Bjiscuit
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lol yeah, i would love to see him trying to crush a zombies head with a paper carton or plastic gallon bucket... id pay to watch hat xD

sirfrank
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i would put out a few hundred kegers and while the zombies are drunk we kill their undead butts while drinking beer

Lathus
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C'mon, it'd be really fun

Lathus
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wait a second, aren't zombies pretty much always like a drunk dude?

Lathus
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and another point, isn't it improper to use icecream for any form of violance?
Plus, why waste the beer on the zombies while you can Get drunk, and then start a full-out zombie-biker bar fight.

Lathus
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and just 'cause i'm a nerd doesn't mean you guys have to rub it in.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Lathus, come on dude. Keep your thoughts into one post. No need to post 5 times. It's sloppy and makes the club look like poop.

as for me, I would actually hide inside the doors, or rather, open it half way, and stand behind it. Then, when zombie gets to close you thorow the door open into him, sending him sprawling backwards.

If this failed, or just as a second...I would use icecream as a lubricant under the zombies feet. They steep on it, fall over, and irun like hell.

HoodHulk58
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Hey guys, ummm not sure what scenario we're on somebody give me the page for the current scenario?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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hood, if your to lazy to click through a few pages, your not getting it.

HoodHulk58
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hood, if your to lazy to click through a few pages, your not getting it.

It not being it lazy its called forgetfulness i forgot wht page i last posted but if you going to be rude about it then i find it myself happy?
jkmadman1
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Sure I'll join just give me a day or 2 to make a plan.

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