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Forums → The Tavern → The Zombie Survival Club! (basic rules on page 144)
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
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fine i get drunk and kill the zombie prez and while they mourn(yup im alluding to abe)i drop a nuke on their sorry little butts
Sweet i found a awesome quiz from my friend, Check it out its seriously accurate.
Zombie Survival Quiz
re post your grade and total average.
mine was
Z Physical Fitness
A Knowledge
A Experience Rating
C Emotional Status
total...Z+ XD
I'll answer this Scenario... but its a repeat of whats gone before. I haven't heard a answer for mine yet, but whatever.
I got 2 zombies from one isle, and then I got a zombie near the caved in hole. What I would do, And im going to improvise the Sceanrio. I don't go to Wal Mart or anything. Thats a American store, and im in Dominican. Lets say there is a small ledge/counter thing, where they put frozen food inside. I would jump onto the ledge, and run on it. The zombies would stumble a bit, then I would jump down and kick them as I descended, and made them fly into the glass, Slicing them to peices as they are shattered into the glass on the sides. After that, since the Zombies have glass impaledinto their heads and bodies and would be dead by the brute force of smashing into that glass, I would probably grab some of the Metal rims of the Broken Glass door, and Break it off. Then I have a long Metal Shaft, in which I could keep a zombie at bay or whack one with, and I also have a screwdriver. I don't want to get too close with a zombie, so That metal rim would be good for a longer distance to seperate myself from one of the buggers.
I would run near the hole, where that zombie that is crawling is, and smack his head so its crushed like a watermelon. I would make sure its basically flattened before I move forward. Then I would run up, knowing all the food in walmart is crap and rotten now, and run out of the place.
Stop giving Grocery store/Superstore scenario's. We have seen them repetivly and half of the world deosn't even use stores like that. In my town we don't have a store like that. We have Bait shops and some gun shops, along with other fishing oriented things. Its a harbour town, with a huge market plaza. So really im tired of scenario's like this. Give me something diffrent and new or at least answer the scenario I made before discarding it, and replacing it with a copy.
Oh yeah answering the ice cream scenario:
My answer is to d think quick and react quick the first thing I'd do is get the ice cream and stack it and climb to the top of the aisle then while I'm safe at heights the zombie that was limping would be a quick target, taking that one out with the screwdriver would be easy, after killing that zombie I'm back to the ground on the other aisle now i can pick off the zombies that where feeding easily after they have been caught in the middle of the aisle.
Now assuming that i might be a bit over imaginative and can't kill both zombies at the same time then, after killing the first 2 the other has already come after me now it time to run I'd then run into the aisle where i made the ice cream stake and jump the zombie as it come after me.
and ok i'd eat a brain sandwich and the zombies would attracted to me and id stand behind a spike pit and watch em slowly fall in one by one and since there so stupid they would probably fall in without thinking and after about three thousand guys falling in i'd open a business
and i'd boast that i have over three thousand kills with a guarantee
and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof
and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof
You know what I'ma just let Skater handle that one...*calls over skater*
New plan again, hopefuly i'll pass this time.
First off, Gather supplies from around house and yard. (I.E. Non-perishible food, water, ammo, weapons, firstaid, equipment) I have a lightweight hiking backpack, i would take a couple pounds of food, more water than food, My Leveraction 30-30, 9 MM and ammo, and a crowbar. Obviously stores and gas stations and such would be a no-no because durring the initial panic their sure to be overwhelmed with crazy survivors or zombies or both. For awhile, i'd say a week, I'd stick with looting house and keep being on the move. Using my dads road bike. The reason i'd use a bike instead of an auto mobile would be because of noise reduction, i might use a car until i get into a city so not to attract attention. I know of a gunshop in griffin which is about 30 mi's away and wouldnt tak eme long to get there. My main goal would to be to try to find a silencer for my weapons. Noise attracts zombies as well as people. When i enter into a citty traveling would be harder. Clothing i would wear would be dark/black when in a city or camo when out in the country. There is a millitary base outside of atlanta which would be my goal to reach, but if things are out of control i'd probably try to find somewhere desolate or away form population. I would prabably head to the appalachian trail, (it goes through a few states, mine being one of them) which i still have a map to chowing all the shelter locations and watering areas. my plan would then shift to camping out there making occassional runs into small town, rarely a city only if i desperately needed something, for supplies and medicinal needs. also some equipment as thigns deteriate in time.
id make a twilight fan girl talk to the zombies about all (number of books)and if that dosent kill em" i have no idea what will
id put a klondike bar on a platform surrounded by a pit with spikes
muhhahahaahahahahahah
and replacing it with a copy.
FOR THE LSAT FRICKEN TIME!!! NOT A COPY!!!!!!
Allright, so you want none super store scenarios about places we have never seen, or no little to nothing about.
And we answered your scenario. Maybe not perfectly to your likeing, but none the less we did.
There was no real way out of it, seeing as you can not knock out, or injure the guard in any real way. Sure there are ways you might have a chance, but I think we discussed those for quiet a while did we not?
and ok i'd eat a brain sandwich and the zombies would attracted to me and id stand behind a spike pit and watch em slowly fall in one by one and since there so stupid they would probably fall in without thinking and after about three thousand guys falling in i'd open a business
and i'd boast that i have over three thousand kills with a guarantee
and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof
Sir frank...could you repeat that in english? And not be a total noob next time? No, I take that back, you don't deserve the rank of noob. You get fail.
Also, your really not funny. I'm not sure why you waste your time breathing.....
Bjiscut. Ok, much better this time, but as for me, Gas stations would be a preety nice place to head for. First off you have shatter proof glass, LOTS of drinks, and a good bit of food. Wethere it is healthy or not. Most also have a basement or a small vault, which can be a nice fall back point.
Then the city....not a good choice my frined. Citys will be one of the biggest places to avoid. Way to many zombies. Such a high consentration of people in a city will cause infection to spread rapidly.
Now for the next question. How will you carry all of your guns/supplies on a bike? Not much storage on one....
I am thinking of letting you i ncause of activity.
How will you carry all of your guns/supplies on a bike? Not much storage on one....
God dangit, good point, i guess i'l just hot wire neighbours motor cycle and see how much i can silence it.
also, the gas station thing, I'd only avoid them for about a week, cause everyone will be in panic mode and freaking out, trying to go in so early would most likely get me hurt.
i guess i'l just hot wire neighbours motor cycle and see how much i can silence it.
note, i dont have to hotwire it, i'l just grab keys --.--
Uzies and shotguns are always the best thing to carry with you!no....
Uzies and shotguns are always the best thing to carry with you!
This is why we have a selection process. Good bye.
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