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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Devoidless
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A chord is a line segment joining two points on a curve. It's also an aggregate of musical pitches played simultaneously on a guitar


True, but neither one are a real unit of measurement.

So..um...how did the screams/victims magically go from back row into the front row on either side of you? And there is a major difference between kid screaming because she is a brat and anybody screaming because they are being eaten.
Lathus
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Not the little kids I know *shudder*
Ok, Ok, I'll change it.

Ur in a movie theater watchin Zombieland and all of a sudden there are screams from the back row. you sit in the center of the front row. there are exits on either sides of the front and back parts of the theater. you decide the screams were from a 2-year-old girl with a negligent mother and continue watching. you hear them again and decide she's movin around while throwin her tantrum. finally, you hear the screams coming from either ends of your row. You are trapped in a your row by zombies. all you have are: a large cylindric box of popcorn, a coke bottle, and some spare change. oh, and a tube of mentos.

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Lathus, Come on, didnt we have this disscusion? YOUR NOT A MEMBER! STOP MAkING SCENARIOS!

bjiscut, Your in. make a scenario, now.

(did any one else notice the shifting of stuff?)

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(did any one else notice the shifting of stuff?)


i didn't he just added a sentence...lol

hey guys ive been gone for a while but whats goin down my fellow Zombie Survivalists, and lathus XD jk
thisisnotanalt
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*sighs*

Goodness, this place is at war xD

I need to write another scenario . . . .

HoodHulk58
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Please do..this place needs one.

the_manta
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Someone make another scenario, kthnx


Psst... I already did... check pg. 423 or so.
PossibleInstability
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Psst... I already did... check pg. 423 or so.


Psst... he already answered it... check page 422 or so.

Finally, douse yourself in lighter fluid and set yourself on fire. Who wants to nom a flaming thing?


I just noticed this. Awesome.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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and lathus XD jk


Ouch.

Who wants to nom a flaming thing?


Well once the fire went out, would you be burnt, or just slightly brown? Cause I mean....slighty brown could be yummy. I'm not sure. I eat my people raw.
the_manta
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Psst... he already answered it... check page 422 or so.


Ah... derps. That's my bad. Headcold + dizziness = total s*** and absentmindedness.
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bjiscut, Your in. make a scenario, now.


hmmm....


Its been about 7 months since the intial break out of the virus. You are currently by yourself and your avererage residental area. Few house, most of them have privacy fences.Your out on a looting trip, being careful not to attract any attention or make much noise. You enter a rich looking house hoping to find loads of food or atleast a good twinkie. (yes im obsessed with twinkies) You enter through the back door as the front has a small bug crashed into it. (the car bug.. not an actuall bug...) as you enter through the door you can smell a rotten stench of decomposing flesh. Despite your instincts you continue forth. You notice a small splatter of blood near the living room entrance but fail to take heed of it. As you enter the kitchen and start going through the cuppords you accidently knock over a bunch of beer bottles on the counter. you look around startled and see if anything has happened. you set them back up on the counter and you notice things seemed to have gotten quieter.. you get this feeling of dread on you and your heart starts to race. you look toward the door to the living room and see a shadow starting to come in. your about to make a run for the door but notice 4 zombies comming in, (must have picked up your sent while you were looting) So this is your scenario. All you have on you is 1. Handy dandy super tool, some spare rope you found outside, broken glass from windows, beer bottle on counter, kitchen appliances, there are only 2 exits. the door with 4 zombies righ out side of it, and the living room which has 1 (as far as you know zombie in it) which leads to glass doors to a patio. you also have your clothes, including a denim jacket. the season is fall and the time of day is nearing 4:50 P.M.

So what do you do? (P.S. the zombie in the other room has been feasting on a body, so its best to assume there may be more)
Lathus
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Yes, good one, let me see...
Holy crap... i'm not kidding about this. guys, i'm hearing vague monaing sounds seemingly coming from a block away. its 7:50 in the morning over here. Live in a small neighborhood. I'm in the second floor of my two story house. i'm in my room. I have a 16*14 foot bedroom. I've got a steel folding chair in here, a staionary steel chair, and a bowling pin that I'm ready to use. I have to leave for school in the next two minutes, wat should i do?

PossibleInstability
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Yes, good one, let me see...
Holy crap... i'm not kidding about this. guys, i'm hearing vague monaing sounds seemingly coming from a block away. its 7:50 in the morning over here. Live in a small neighborhood. I'm in the second floor of my two story house. i'm in my room. I have a 16*14 foot bedroom. I've got a steel folding chair in here, a staionary steel chair, and a bowling pin that I'm ready to use. I have to leave for school in the next two minutes, wat should i do?


Go to the garage and get some gas (from a lawn mower on something). Next bet a BBQ lighter. Pour the gas on yourself and walk to school. The second you see someone light yourself on fire. Remember, zombies can't catch you when you're on fire.
Devoidless
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Exactly. Spoken like a pro. Good to see someone else who knows the rules of zombie survival.

PossibleInstability
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Exactly. Spoken like a pro. Good to see someone else who knows the rules of zombie survival.


Why thank you.
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