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Go to the garage and get some gas (from a lawn mower on something). Next bet a BBQ lighter. Pour the gas on yourself and walk to school. The second you see someone light yourself on fire. Remember, zombies can't catch you when you're on fire.

Ok.......Well, bjiscut thats a bit tricky. But I'm thinking beer bottle. Crack bottle on counter, insert bottle into zombeis face. However, seeing as there are four of them, it might not be best.

If I didn't do that, I would find a frying pan, assuming I had found one in my earlier search. As they get close to me, wind up, and smack them. IF it is a good heavy duty frying pan, it could easily break the skull.

And if there was a chair in the room. Use the chair to knock them over, then run around them, and out the door. Would be foolish to try and kill 4(+) zombies alone, with no real weapondry.

So um.....thats about it.

k guys, this club almost made me miss the bus, but the moaning made me run over there, so i made it. home now. 4:13 pm. Neighborhood is too quiet. didn't see the usual parents who come to take their kids home. Moaning sounds again. I'm really not kidding about this. School was clear, area was clear, I'm just not sure about this whole thing. have the bowling pin ready. trying to keep you guys posted. tell you which disease they seem most similar to if i can. just stay with me. I need to know that at least one of you is on. even voidless.

I am here don't worry.

well, atleast someone answerd my scenario, dont forget, theres the living room, although you dont know the exact number of how many are in there it might be better then tryin to break through four of them.

Let me go ahead and change part of it, (unless you want to keep it the same)

Instead of being an unkown numbe rin the living room, lets place it on.... 2.. the living room doorway is kinda narrow.

answering to bjiscuts scenario

Well assuming that their are knife's in the kitchen, I'd take the Chefs knife and hold it close sheving it against my waist band.

While keeping a good eye out for oncoming zombies I'd look for flammable liquids after finding about three bottles worth I'll put the liquid's into otherwise the bottle or a pan (perverable the pan).
Spread it all over the kitchen and douce the rope in the liquids and put it into the microwave (flammable liquids can blow up in a microwave) start up the microwave, light the liquids in the pan on fire (lighter found in one of the drawers).

Then I'd turn the gas on for the oven, and leave the pan about 5 feet in front of the oven, by leaving the oven on for at least a 1 minute maybe 2 then gas should reach about 4 feet in front on it and blow up.

During those second's I have I'll take my jacket off and toss it towards the view of the 4 zombies in one direction to make a destraction, and make a run for it towards the patio if the other zombie comes out f the room i'll have the Chef's Knife at hand ready to kill it and then I'd run out side while the house catches a blaze while a rather loud explosion occurs killing the zombies knowing that it could attract other zombies i'd make a run for it...

thats all i got for the house part when it comes to what ill do out side idk try to hot wire the bug if its undamaged

I hope you read my answer because I'm not re-writing it.

you guys have some really good stuff here mind if I join?

you guys have some really good stuff here mind if I join?

Yeah I read the first 20 or 30 pages just to get used to the idea
Iâm going to be blunt with you guys I wouldnât last long since Iâm not that fit and have a disability with my left leg so that if I run hard for more then 5 minutes it will seize up. So I will be taking on scenarios as my brother who is 21 very fit (he has an eight pack weighs about 160 he also has put in a great deal of time learning kendo ) is in the navy and knows how to use a 9-milemeter hand gun and 6- gauge shotgun, or at least thatâs what he learned in boot camp.
Iâm just going to start off as what he would do, he doesnât like the idea of staying in one place for more then a day or two and he is capable of living off the land he and a few of his friends like going camping with no food and living there for a week or two sometimes he also took some botany classes in his free time and knows what plants are edible. So heâs sorta like those survivor guys who go off in the remote places and live on their own. So staying mobile and living off the land was his first idea, since not to many zombies would be wandering around in the middle of nowhere, and just in case he would keep his 6-gauge shotgun and 9-millimeter around. So he could be like a hermit until everything blows over

Yeah I read the first 20 or 30 pages just to get used to the idea

So I will be taking on scenarios as my brother who is 21 very fit

Naw.........Thats no fun.

But they were KINDA relevent.........

Yea, but anyways, hoodhulk....your not gonna have time to wait for the oven to heat up, and when it does its not gonna be the kind of flame thrower your hoping for. Its not alot of gas. Or else your food would poison you. Just enough to barly keep the flame going.

yea possible i suppose that's kinda cheating but I would be screwed over and that wouldn't be much fun eh?

oh and i did read page 144

1. Leave crowded places
2. Find weapons
3. Find an isolated place such as the woods

Well hailstate that was kinda my idea but in three steps