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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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loloynage2
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aw i dun have much time now to make new plots, so i will drop out for a wile

sirfrank
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hi you guys will probably not remember me but i have a scenario for you

you are in a apartment building with 7 other people you all have guns but only 2 of you are trained the other 5 are wimps and are really afraid

there are 3 ways to get out out the back the front and out the window all of them are boarded up except the front door the only problem is is that out the front is the most zombies and breaking the boards would make the zombies come to the window

you don't have enough supplies so don't get the idea that you can just stay put

in the parking lot is 3 toyota priuses filled up with gas
so you have a escape if you get out(if)
see if you can get out of this

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Sirfrank, your NOT a member, meaning you can NOT make scenarios.

Also, that scenario was rather vauge...look how comrade did it. Thats what scenarios sould look like.

Every one else. If your computor is messed up, or your busy, I don't care. Don't post about it. We will miss you and see you when your back.

Now for comrade.

And they run at you in diffrent directions. You are ina Sugar cane feild, and one is now 13 metres from you, the hatchet, Then the Makarov one is about 9 metres from you, and the Other, Unarmed Zombie is about 5 metres from you. You have your gun loaded, but you also have a Bayonet, on the end of your rifle. You carry a pack with a waterbottles, some matches, and a knife o nthe side pocket, and a small lightweight blanket.


A Makarov sounds unpleasent. So assuming I have good aim, I would shoot him. Even if I didn't kill him these zombies take damage...right? Then jab the one unarmed zombie in the face, and kick him off the bayonet. All the while listenign to the one with the machete. I don't want him popping up behind me. If he was still not incredible close, I would reaload, and hope he dosn't attack at this time. If he did I would have to use the bayonet, the rifle, and my hands, to get him off. thgouh not touching him would be perfered.

Then I would check the villa ahead for any usefull supplies, and head the other direction. You said guerillas where towards where I was marching right? I want to life, not get blow to bits by a bunch of rebells.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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I'll answer the scenario once I have some free time. Until then I need to bump this thread off of the second page.

sirfrank
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wait a minute last time i was here a non-member made a scenario(maybe i didn't see a reply in that case oops)and it is supposed to be vague

Bjiscuit
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Makarov.

Scenario: First off, shoot the makarov one, cause obviously, if i dont shoot him hes gonna shoot me. Use the bayonette to kill the unarmed one that is close to me, and im assuming, (by my knowledge of Bolt Actions) that there is a clip to this rifle and not a manual load. so all you have to do it bring the cock back and push it forward again and lkock it, which takes someone who is used to a bolt action about 1 whole second to do. so there should be more than enough time to reload and shoot the hatchet one.

Now then,

For all these weapons you guys are suggesting, can you honestly fire a AR 15, or a assault rifle of any kind in a proffessional manner?


Yes

Have any of you ever killed a person, or killed anything that is bigger then a dog?


Yes

Bjiscut is kinda our gun guy, so I'm gonna have to take his word o nthat


Heck yes!! Right, now for the whole BB gun thing.

However, take t along. You never know what it could be usefull for. And maybe once zombies rot a bit, there skulls would rack easeir?


Bones do not decay enough for a BB to penetrate it. It would take a many years for them to be soft enough for a bb to penetrate. My rifle that i have can only shoot up to 1400 FPS which isnt enough to go through bone. Also, the bb is small enough i dont think it would do enough damage to the brain/parasite to do any harm. Also, since the gun he posted is a breakloader it makes me have an even higher down that it can get a high FPS speed. My rifle is a pump action (i luurrrvvveee it). I guess you could take it as ammo is reusable, but the only thing itd be good for is small game hunting. I.E. Squirrles, opossums, birds, rabbits, armidillos. etc.
sirfrank
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Bones do not decay enough for a BB to penetrate it. It would take a many years for them to be soft enough for a bb to penetrate
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thats true but zombies detiorate faster than humans do
if what you say is true then you could never use a bb gun because if you read the "zombie survival guide" than you will know zombies die after 5 years
Bjiscuit
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thats true but zombies detiorate faster than humans do
if what you say is true then you could never use a bb gun because if you read the "zombie survival guide" than you will know zombies die after 5 years


I already said i wouldnt use one.. i was showing reasons not to use one.. also,
because if you read the "zombie survival guide"


Ew.. never, ever, EVER, bring that up again, its unreliable, also, were talking about the Goliath virus/w.e. virus he would be going againt in the plan he made.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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thats true but zombies detiorate faster than humans do
if what you say is true then you could never use a bb gun because if you read the "zombie survival guide" than you will know zombies die after 5 years


Seeing as how zombies do not exist, and he made everything in that book up, to make money, it is unreliable.
Cenere
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Bandwagon!!

if what you say is true then you could never use a bb gun because if you read the "zombie survival guide" than you will know zombies die after 5 years

A nice example of how reading the zombie survival guide will get you killed. Waiting five days and then walking out like nothing happened = insta fail.
The virus commonly used is not even a virus, but a blood transferred parasite that will control the victim, making it aggressive. The victim does not actually die from this, thus is not decaying.
To mention another virus (advertising myself:P), hungers are not dead either, and would very much rip you apart if you even were able to survive for five days in a house. At the point where an outbreak would be prominent, most of the hungers would still be more or less - sane, thus able to open doors whatever way it might be, get through windows or set traps. You wouldn't want to go out to them after five days. They might not be waiting, but they like eating people alive.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Cen, he said years, but your point is still vaild.

Any wyas, Ifind it funny how people say We are liers, and that the book is "right" when Zombies don't exist, therefor neither of us are "right".

Just goes to show you how much influence writers, and news have on our society.

TRUdog
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Okay... I think I'm gonna try and get in.

Zombies are invading, obviously. I only have a few hours before they pillage my hometown.
I run to the local convenience store. To camp out there, I figure thats the most logical place to camp out, because it's packed with food and water, and it doesn't have a lot of windows and doors. I'm not camping out at my house because if I run out of food, I'm not gonna risk running across the street to the convenience store, also it has lot's of windows and doors.
I've gotten some boards and nails from the hardware store up the street. I have also gotten a hunting knife. I have boarded up all the windows and doors. I have also set up some homemade tripwire by all the possible entrances.
I sit in the far left corner of the convenience store, our emergency shotgun. In my bag next to me I have some spare clothes, and my ipod. Sitting in my belt is a small pistol.
Now I just wait for them to come and find me...

Was that lame? Well, I know thats what I would do if zombies were invading.

Joshman1444
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Zombies are an exciting idea!
Honestly Zombies are Barely second to Pirates and Ninjas...
I don't Know what i would do, Honestly, I would like to imagen i would roam the desolate world gazing upon what used to be, Never stopping never looking back never regretting a single thing!
But.
I would probably hide out in a bank like a coward, Rarely leaving to pick up supplies.
Or id be a zombie really fast.

valkery
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Skater_kid_who_pwns: please let us put our differences aside and let me have another go at it

I would be in a gas station/diner out in the middle of no where. Twenty zombies bust dowmn the door and immediately infect the waitress and the two ther patrons. Two catch sight of me and start to charge. I jump over the counter into the back of the resturant. By this time all of the other zombies (33) have seen me. In the back there is a cast iron poker that is used to keep fires going. I grab this and kill two zombies instantly. Now there are 31 more following close on there heels. I rush out the delivery entrance so I will not be stuck in close quarters. Out side are five nore infected. They have not yet seen or scented me. I sprint at them and take out three in quick succesion with the poker. Now I have another 33 zombies following if my math serves. I jump in my car and start the engine. Three zombies reach the car be for it is started and I beat them off with the poker which breaks as I spear the last one. 30 zombies. The last group is slow but quickly gaining. My car finnally starts up and stick it in reverse and burn rubber backwards then I swing the car around and slam right into the mass of zombies this only kills another ten. I remember that I have a revolver in the glove compartment with twelve bullets. As I stick the car into reverse again, I reach aver and grab it. In reverse I slam into the infected on more time killing six more. I am now down to 14 zoombies. I kill ten more with the gun as I sprint from my bloodstained car back into the diner. I have one bullet left. Four zombies are still alive. I run into the diner and grab the largest thing I can still weild, a cast iron skillet as the first of the four rush in I brain it with the pan. Then I throw the pan into the next one and behead it. With two remaining zombies, I pull out the gun and kill one of them. Then I grab a meat cleaver rfrom the rack and kill the last one. I go out side and hijack one of the other patrons cars (one of the ones that became a zombie). I drve north and hijack any more cars that I need gathering supplies and guns along the way. I travel lightly until I get far enough north that zombies (who like nore temperate climates) will hound me no further. I then set up a camp and hunt for food. When the hunting gets scarce I move again, always at the same latitude so no zombies will find me.

ComradeWolf
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It be nice if someone else answered my scenario too. But
I will judge one of your scenario's, one at a time anyways, im frantic at moment.
And Joshman. I like your enthusiasm, but if you want to join, then respond to my scenario to get in. (prev page,484)

Now then. TRUdog.
Zombies are invading, obviously. I only have a few hours before they pillage my hometown.
I run to the local convenience store. To camp out there, I figure thats the most logical place to camp out, because it's packed with food and water, and it doesn't have a lot of windows and doors. I'm not camping out at my house because if I run out of food, I'm not gonna risk running across the street to the convenience store, also it has lot's of windows and doors.
I've gotten some boards and nails from the hardware store up the street. I have also gotten a hunting knife. I have boarded up all the windows and doors. I have also set up some homemade tripwire by all the possible entrances.
I sit in the far left corner of the convenience store, our emergency shotgun. In my bag next to me I have some spare clothes, and my ipod. Sitting in my belt is a small pistol.
Now I just wait for them to come and find me...


Ok. If people have heard of the zombie outbreak already, the streets will be chaotic. People will be scrambling like butterballs all over the place, trying to scamper any supplies they can get their hands on.

That means, you won't be the only one going to the conveneince store.
So, you said yuo have a hunting rifle and a pistol. But from where? the shotgun would've already been taken by the store manager or someone.

I could think you have a hunting rifle in your house you grabbed, but still. Define where you obtained it.

Another thing, is that a Conveneicne store (geussing this one deosn't have too many windows as you say, but still a glass door)

The Zombies would break the glass, and storm in. Do you have a backup plan to get out of the store, or some way to kill 500+ zombies? Well your porbably a dead man.

Not onlythat, the Hardware store would probably have things taken from it as well. Never count too much on stores, alot of people will already be there, and they would've have just stolen all the stuff at first.

Now then. Thats my Analysis. Those points you need to seroiusly refine, then I'll judge again.

I will admit, the plan was a bit lame

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