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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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valkery
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You mean meake a new plan


No, I mean take a plan that I already posted on here and modify it.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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No, I mean take a plan that I already posted on here and modify it


All your plans have been stories though. So no.

My father was a soldier in the army and so I have a lot of guns around the house that will provide great defence/ofence.I'l take a desert eagle,a uzi+lots of amunition.Il take a silver baseball bat and a militati back pack that I will fill with food and small water botles.


NIce to know your dad was i nthe army, but it dosn't help you. I will need pictures of the uzi, and desert eagle before I belive you.

How big is this bag, and don't be picky about size of water bottles. You need water most of all.


:I will take a motor bike and searce the near by house for my friend to see if he's alive,if he is I will go with him if not il try to leave the town and go in a vilage where I will baricade for a while


Do you know where to find a motorbike, with keys? Do you know how to ride a motorbike? Can you hotwire? Can you ride with a backpack full of supplies?

il try to leave the town and go in a vilage where I will baricade for a while.


Do you have a specific loaction in mind? Are you familiar with the surronding area?

im going to the farm land where the population is low and out of danger of hordes of infection and make some food for another trip to the nearest rive


How far away are the farmlands? And just so you know, there will be zombies wil be there. Make more food? How will you do that? How do you make food? Where is the nearest river big enough to fit a boat into?

From there I will take a boat and make an escape and try to find some survivors on the way.From there we will go to an island where we will start clearing the infected and start a base in midle of the ocean.


Where will you find a boat at in the middle of the farm land? How far away from the caost are you? Where is the island? How far from the coast is the island? How many people are on the island? are there diseases? Is there food? Animals? Trees? Food? HOw will you build a base?

I will go to a nearest military center and team up with some soldiers and folow their advice for a escape.


How far is the nearest millitary base? Why should they help you? What if there infected as well? What if they shoot you on sight? What if they don't want you with them?

DO NOT really on millitary. (If there alive) They will be trying to safe the goverment officials, and the "important" people.

You will be shoot as soon as they see you walking towards tehm. They are heavily armed, and freaking out. If they see you walking towards tehm, without you allerting them in some way before hand they will kill you. Even if you get to them without dieing, they may kill you, just so they don't have to deal with you.

And just beacuse you went to there base once, and your dad is a solider dosn't mean anything.
valkery
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Okay. New plan entirelly. Sorry about all of my plans being stories so far but I just have that type of writing style. It is hard for me to make a plan without emelishments.

I would wake up and see my brother and mother getting eaten by my dad. I would roll out of bed and grab a cane then go brain him with it (yes, I am pysically this strong). Then I would throw all the bodies in a nearby stream. The stream is about 100 yards away. I would bring a bat and carry the bodies one at a time over my left shoulder. I would do this so that they would not rot and attract other zombies. then I would barricade all first floor doors and windows with large chairs and sofas. There are not to many doors and windows so that would be no problem. Then I would go and get my golf bag and fill it with weapons (a 30-30, a base ball bat with nails in it, golf clubs, and a machette). Then I would fill a duffel with water bottles and food (preferably dried or canned but any food will do). After that I would get in our truck and drive to a family's house that I know. There I would steal their ATV and put it in the trucks bed. They do not live near anyone so if I found them I would only have to worry about four or five zombies and I would be able to take care of them pretty easily. From there I would srike out for Peche Island out in the Great Lakes. At the docks near there I would grab the ferry and kill all the passengers then blow up all the outher boats (I would make sure that the ferrty had a row boat on board). Then I would put the ATV on the boat and go to the island. Upon reaching the Island I would kill all zombies and humans that may be infected. Then I would set up base camp in one of the farm houses and gather the crops that they may have planted (if it is spring I would plant crops) Then I would erect a watchtower to keep vigil. I would also foritfy the farmhouse and surrounding grounds with a wall of spiked trees. Then I would proceed to live out my life in managable conditions by planting and harvesting and fishing the surrounding waters plus hunting the natural animals.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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5.Helooo have you heard of the word base camp.Not a military base just a camp where we will establish a plan of survival.


Yes I know the difference. But what makes you so sure that they'd have a Military camp set up where you are? And why? What's so important about that place?

In most cases, the only real Military encampment that you would be able to come across are scattered outpost's that were in charge of eradication of the infected.

Most may be abandoned or over run. The rest will no doubt be Bases, major Military locations where the bulk of their forces, resources and survival plans will be.
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Good, Valkery. The first part made it seem like it would be a story, but you did well in making a plan. Time to check it out!

First part seems okay.

Then I would throw all the bodies in a nearby stream. The stream is about 100 yards away. I would bring a bat and carry the bodies one at a time over my left shoulder. I would do this so that they would not rot and attract other zombies


How large is the stream, exactly? Is it large enough to carry the bodies away, or are they just going to sit there?

then I would barricade all first floor doors and windows with large chairs and sofas. There are not to many doors and windows so that would be no problem. Then I would go and get my golf bag and fill it with weapons (a 30-30, a base ball bat with nails in it, golf clubs, and a machette). Then I would fill a duffel with water bottles and food (preferably dried or canned but any food will do).


The golf bag is a good idea for the weapons, but you're going to want to keep one out, like your 30-30. Are you sure you can carry a golf bag of weapons, and a duffel bag of food and water? How much food and water would the duffel bag carry, and how long would it last?

After that I would get in our truck and drive to a family's house that I know. There I would steal their ATV and put it in the trucks bed. They do not live near anyone so if I found them I would only have to worry about four or five zombies and I would be able to take care of them pretty easily. From there I would srike out for Peche Island out in the Great Lakes.


Okay, Do you know how to drive the ruck safely without wrecking it and harming yourself? Remember, roads will most likely be clogged, and a truck is very large. Is there a smaller path with less cars you can take, or can you go off road? How far away are the great lakes from your house?

At the docks near there I would grab the ferry and kill all the passengers then blow up all the outher boats (I would make sure that the ferrty had a row boat on board). Then I would put the ATV on the boat and go to the island.


This is a bad idea. Once you start to kill the people they're all gonna jump you if they're not infected, and if they ARE that's even worse. Your best bet would be to find a small boat with no one on it, and sneak onto it and put your ATV on it then take it out. Also, how do you plan on blowing up the boats?

Upon reaching the Island I would kill all zombies and humans that may be infected. Then I would set up base camp in one of the farm houses and gather the crops that they may have planted (if it is spring I would plant crops) Then I would erect a watchtower to keep vigil. I would also foritfy the farmhouse and surrounding grounds with a wall of spiked trees. Then I would proceed to live out my life in managable conditions by planting and harvesting and fishing the surrounding waters plus hunting the natural animals.


Okay, pretty good. Make sure you have other forms of food other than the crops, because they wont always grow. Also remember to find a way to keep yourself busy. Boredome is your enemy, when you don't have any other threat.

Overall, My responces were questions cause you didn't supply much information. But from what I gathered, it was a decent plan.
valkery
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I will try to write plans from now on. It is still hard for me but I will try. Thank you for reviewing my submission Tray.

cusefan666
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wat gun would u use

cusefan666
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sry not gun nesesarely what wpn would you use

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I would use grade school english, on you.

On a zombie? Well, .22 would probably my choice. But I'm not gonnna be Super picky if this ever happens.

cusefan666
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hu thats funny i would use the best wepon of all...

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For my plan i would simply just look at all these members plans and combine them! Muhahahahahaha!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Do it bella. You won't.

Go through 500 pages looking for plans. And don't use plans on the first pages, as we have all made better ones since.

wuut
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first I would build a turtle fence. You know to protect the turtles. after that I can die happy knowing the turtles are safe.

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lol, yea, you need to gain some maturity cousin! xDDD
yes, he is my cousin, but i would grab some bacon(human), and wrap it on a mine, then i would put it down, its remote controlled, and blow it to the sky when zombies go near it! yay! perfect plan!

cusefan666
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the word retarted is offencive the proper term is mentally chaleged

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