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Forums → The Tavern → The Zombie Survival Club! (basic rules on page 144)
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.
run/walk: they walk
scream/groan: they groan
day/night: All da time babey!
what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!
survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH
guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.
cure: there is none.
where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.
how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME
family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.
durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.
doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!
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Sakter
who the heck is that?
Can I pleeeeaasse ruin his plan for him? PLEASE! I am begging you!
as far as i know you are not a member yet and have no right to criticise other plans. soooo, no.
who the heck is that?
Skater is "I wrote too fast"-mode. A bit like Skater's "Brian" instead of "brain".
Ok ok...I'd would run up to my attic take the cruches up there (for a temperay weapon). Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, take a machete (yes, they do sell them) Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car then drive to the nearest military base.
Above: What everyone would do. Also what is most likely to get you killed.
But good job with the crutches. They would most likely make a brilliant makeshift blunt weapon.
Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside.
That should do it...
Skater is "I wrote too fast"-mode. A bit like Skater's "Brian" instead of "brain".
not sure if your playing along with my witty sarcasm or if you seriously though i didnt know what he meant by that :P
Ok ok...I'd would run up to my attic take the cruches up there (for a temperay weapon). Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, take a machete (yes, they do sell them) Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car then drive to the nearest military base.
eehh, (mm gooood weapon, plenty of ammo and decent stoppin power. 12 g. not a good gun, loud, low ammo per clip, innaccurate at longer ranges and medium ranges. uzi..? rly... i highly doubt you can use said weapopn in a god fashion, in other words, no control or anything.
not sure if your playing along with my witty sarcasm or if you seriously though i didnt know what he meant by that :P
Sarcasm doesn't work in text. But I just wanted to point out "Brian", really. Because it was a good typo, unlike my own "is" instead of "in".
I am awesome at making typos. Beacuse I am made of win. Like cereal.....
Anywho, You guys did a fine job of plan editing.
But About the gas.
I would imagine that if you could get to the gas station (assuming police/millitary personal are not there keeping it for them selfs to ration it) You would be able to get it out untill the electricity was cut. After that the pump would stop working and you would not be able to get gas out, well, there are ways, but none of them easy, or pleasent.
This thread needs to die, and not get revived into an "undead thread". Die. 500+ page = wtf?
Good achievement but it no longer should be kicking. Biting, surviving . . . whatever it is doing.
This thread needs to die, and not get revived into an "undead thread". Die. 500+ page = wtf?
you need to die mmk
sign me up dude, seems like an interesting clubdid you even read the OP, or go to page 144? i sure did
omG ZoMbIeS I is lIeK zOmBiEs! can i HaS 1?
no... go away lol
Ok so my first plan was kind of a fail, but what about my second one...
Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
GUESS THE BEEP WHAT?
I HAZ A SXENARIOZ.
In all seriousness I do hae a Scenario as well as a very, VERY important announcement.
*ahem*
*clears throat*
Gentlemen, and one woman if there is one, there comes a time for goodbyes. For everyone. Everyone has to say a goodbye once in a while... I have been betrayed. I have been given something that I will never get over. I feel a fool for falling for this evil, EVIL trick. I have gotten something that cripples me. It has put me in a wheelchair. All that I can really do is talk. Talk and cry.
I have contracted Electronic-AIDs. This is not a laughing manner. I have been crippled and my mother barely recovered, but it's very possible that it's hiding. The E-AIDs is difficult to manage... and I am not sure whether or not to trust and love my best friend ever again...
I will more than likely be on again, but not all day like before. More like from now to an hour from now every two days or so. So yeah.
To lighten the mood:
You decided to take a small yaught (sp?), into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You hadn't thought it through that much, so you have no purification tablets etc. However, you do have a series of tubes and several decent clothes. You also have a fishing pole and net.
Then you see something on the horizon... and you nearly crap yourself. You see a metal boat loaded with guns and hairy, tough men. They are obviously pirates, and are even have the odacity to fly black flags. You run to the yaught (sp?) controls, and see a gas warning. You had left too fast...
You have a colt python. You only have 2 extra bullets aside from the full load.
Also, go ahead and flip a coin. If heads, the Pirates spot you and try to kill you, along with a few zombies that they had as stoaways.
You have what you would normally have on you. Meaning, a pack of smokes, lighter, maybe a little paper if you look, rags, etc.
Challenge: Capture the pirate's ship.
I'd like to remind everyone that this is a thread you should post in.
That is all.
Hey Thoad, we know that, hehe. Just been busy, so what are we up to? Anyone want to post a scenario or shall I finally post one?
My dad's getting a rifle for the farm! :P
think something like, a Marlin Model 60 Hunting Rifle:
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