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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, that could work, but for one thing DO NOT go there right away. I would say stay in your house for around a week. Then head out. Most survivors would be dead by now.

Venderman
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I really don't like this thread anymore, probably because it's using a Solanum style virus. It's just too unrealistic.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Please explain what you mean by that?

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Please don't spam here. ok?

Kid_Saiyain
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what's the zombie survival club & i dont wont my account banned i already got my free chat 4 u thing locked by ubertuna

skater_kid_who_pwns
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If you took time to read some of the posts you would get it. Every time you go in a topic at least read hte first post. We disscuss how we would survive a zombie apocalypse. Post a plan and i will rate it, and if you are active in here enough you can be a member.

Kid_Saiyain
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lol that sounds like lots of fun (no sarcasm intended)

bigbrain
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What's the topic?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, there curently isn't a topic, sooooo


SCENARIO!


You are in your house, it is small, with only 6 rooms.

It has 2 bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, a dining room, and a living room. You have just entered it, When an old lady burst through a door. "Who are you! You haven't come to take him away from me have you?!" She yells, and with out another word, you follow. You have Two people with you, on of about 25 and the other 13. You are all carrying .22 rifles with alot of ammo. You walk into the next room were the women is talking to her dead husband, who by the looks of it had been there for years, She turns to you and starts yelling something you can't understand and opens a back room, sadly, zombies start comeing out, why or how she got them in there, you didnt know. But she feld the room and looked it. Now you were in a small dining room, with zombies pouring in. You wouldn't be able to shot them all fast enough. Looking around, you see a small table to seat 4, a china cabinet, a bag of knives, some matches and a candel, a well as a small hatchet. What do you do?

bigbrain
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I use the table to block the zombies,and burn it!We start shooting at them.While I was moving the table and burning it,2 other guys shooted the zombies so that I don't get attacked.I also carry the hatchet with me in case if a zombie gets too close.After I barricade them,we start shooting.This should work.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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It would work, actualy good job here is what I would do...


"Hey ryan, you tinhk this lady is like mental or what?" Ryan was about 25, blonde shaggy hair, And a muscular frame. He had been a forest ranger before the incident. "Who ever she is, I'm gonna say no, come on, lets follow her." Ryan moved first, looking back at my other campanion, Max who was my age, with brown shaggy hair, with blonde streaks in it. "Max, you comeing to?" I asked him. "Yeah, hold on..."he was checking a bed room nerby, but stoped and followed us into the room. We all took up our .22's and slowly walked into the room. We were ment with a terrible smell, and a worse site. Max hurled, ryan gasped, and i was frozen to the spot. There, sitting in a chair against the wall was a man, with a blood stained shirt still cliiing to his bones, with no meat at all left on him, he had been there for some time, and there was a hatchet sticking out of his chest. "Don't take him away from me! He is fine, why do they all say he's dead!" Turning now to the body,"It's ok sweety, we will have our marrige soon, dont worry." Now you three will join the rest that came here!" She wailed, and threw open a side door, and about 34 zombies came out, she dove out of the room, and locked it for the other side. Andy, quick! Baricade the door! He dove quickly flipping the table against the door way were the zombies were, then he pushed the china cabniet against it, makeing it impossible for them to come through. Now we had to get out. there Was no windows, and a locked door. Max, was trying the door, But was actually holding it shut, he turned to face us. He was white as a ghost. "Guys, you know when I was looking in that bedroom? I was looking at a shot gun, and I just heard it click! She is gonna kill us if the zombies don't we are traped in this room!" He was scared stiff, but Andy took action first. Me and Max being just kids, still got scared about this stuff, even though we know it was bad for us. Andy putting his foot on the mans chest, pulled, and removed the hatchet, he then walked over to the door, " You two, get against the wall, and stay down, if she enters the door, shoot her ok?" He swung down with the hatchet, breaking of the door knob and ruining the lock. There was a shot and andy fell, max started to yell out, But i cought his mouth, she thought we were both dead. She started to enter the room, "O hunny what did they do to you? Are you ok?" She stroking those bones again, And Me and MAx acted at once, we both pulled our rifels around, hitting her in the back and neck, she crumpled instantly. max ran to go check on andy, while i gathered some knives that had covers, and the shotgun, and the suprising amount of slugs. max, came back into the room with Andy, who was standing on his own feet without a scrath. "But we thought you got shot andy!" I yelled. "So did she" was all he said, he had matches in his hand, and we knew what hee had in mind. Gathering up our bags, we left, andy light it on fire, and we didn't look back. We were safe now.

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Wow, I have been noticing lately in peoples beinging plans that there are a few very major flaws.

1. They think they can choose who else servies

2. They think that the roads are clear and the can just drive by

3. They always always go to the gun store

4. They use a shot gun

5. They go to the most crowed places (like the gun store).

6. They always pack canned food which can be great, except the never mention bringing a can opener.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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lol, they would just gnaw the can open. hahahahahaa

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***SCENARIO***
The zombies have created a new secret weapon. Human intelligence have recorded it to be deep in the Marty Family Mansion, now abandoned and full of zombies. It was recalled to be very dangerous, and nobody in the ZDP (Zombie Discrimination Police) but you have such courage to tackle this quest. But even you are uneasy. What do you do?

1. Raise your hand to take the job

2. Refuse

3. Agree, and then commit suicide.

thoadthetoad
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My weapons of choice would be: at least 5 different blades(to either throw or sever their spinal cord.), 2 hand guns, lots of handgun ammo, grenades (to buy me time), and a shotgun with 5 bullets (for emergencies only.). My supplies would be like this: a flashlight with 2 pairs of extra batteries(if i need more i can go to best buy.), some non perishable food items (snacks,canned foods.), rope, fuses, lighter, hairspray (lighter + hairspray = improv flame thrower.), and last but not least a bible (for if i need some extra hope.). I would bring with me only 2 people and they are, My friend austin (Big, muscular, not afraid to kill, and good with weapons.)and My other friend steele (small, light, fast, best with weapons, and definately not afraid to kill.).
Yep that is my plan.


I'm sorry but that had so many paranthases, it was too hard to read. Anyways, I'll just go by what skater said and slightly insane, I thought I added you to the ZSC member list?
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