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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Kid_Saiyain
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This is my plan for a zombie apocalypse that will hopefully get me into the club...here it goes: I would go to a mall and with a bunch of other survivors and go to the top of the mall.From there we would split up to find a portable map of the mall and meet back at the top. then i would make up a plan based off the map to set up temporary bases at each necessity store (food places guns stores etc.) we would then set up snipers on each side of the roof to pick off any zombies that try to get in. then we would steal a cell phone from a sprint store in the mall and notify police (assuming some survived) that there were survivors (us). the police would then call in the military (because i got a lot of survivors up there). the military would rampage into the town killing all the zombies and saving evacuating us from the mall. from the roof we would be taken to (this is all apart of my plan by the way its not just a story) a secret underground military base where me and the rest of the survivors would join an elite zombie exterminating team. after 5 years of training we would be deployed to china to take out (china is most populated country) all the zombies there. we would find survivors and bring in Al Gore (al gore is invincible) to build green communities in china. i would then become commander of the team and continue our campaign around the rest of the world. with al gore (and his also immortal bodygurad chuck norris) my team would eradicate zombies and Al would rebuild. Eventually the world would be repopulated and turned into a futuristic green utopia. this is all apart of my plan . every country would have a republican president and be the perfect democracy. I would be a hero and the world would be saved all because of my super awesome mega ultra plan. the world is back and better than ever hoo-rah!!!

thoadthetoad
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again, sorry but I'm going to void out your plan because there are only 100-1000 people on the PLANET, again PLANET that are NOT, reapeat NOT, zombiefied. It's so unlikely that you'll find ONE suvivor to come with you, that your plan is not voided.

thoadthetoad
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*EDIT

sorry, I mean that your plan IS voided.

Kanos
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I liked the plan - Al gore is invincible is the best

Timegoesby
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Kid_Saiyain, Thoadthetoad is right read first page before you answer.


Okay I will be making a senario in a little, since skater is fresh out of ideas.

thoadthetoad
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while waiting for a scenario, here's a good old fashion discussion topic.
+++What would be the best CQC garage weapon/tool?+++

I would think either a hacksaw or a sledge. What about you?

Kid_Saiyain
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wtf it took me ten mintues to type that plan! watch resident evil apocalypse, ppl can survive! thats is so f'ed up man... (thx Kanos)

Kid_Saiyain
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Okay then... here's ANOTHER awesome plan(i read the 1st page now): Turns out my whole family is dead.There's nothing in the fridge, or pantry. The next thing i would turn to is cars. I would take my dad's two seater Toyota (fuel efficiency).There is a gun store right down the street from my apartment I'm heading there. Of course on the way i run over a few zombies =). So anyway, I load up the back my dad's truck with automatics, shotguns, the whole enchilada. One problem, no rounds or shells no type of ammo anywhere. So i go to the back of the store (i'm planning still) where i find Al Gore and Chuck Norris eating each other (they're zombies). It was definetily an apocalypse. But i load up and head to the airport to hijack a jet to get to Alaska(watch R.E.E.). with no food in my stomach i make the flight safely. I head down to a general store and chow down on cereal bars.(planning this people!) It's the part of the year in Alaska when It's light all the time so i don't have to worry about vampire zombies =).Anyway, eventually after driving around for awhile i find a supposedly abandoned mansion on a hillside. When she hears my pull up Sarah Palin busts down (apparently) her front door and starts shooting at me with a rifle. soon she realizes im human and tells me that shes turning into a zombie...so i kill her and take her sweet mansion.She has a high-tech zombie base in her basement and i could track survivors on some kind of radar. There were two in the same spot.Kim Jung Il and the dictator of Cuba both survived.(go figure wtf happened to karma!?!?!?!) So by the time i set up an arguably okay living space i find out that there's no running water anymore. but I'm conveniently (all apart of my plan)in Alaska. so i use snow. In a few weeks I run out of bullets for hunting as well and almost starve to death, when I remember a book by Gary Paulsen. It inspires me to make a bow and arrows and hunt old school. It works. but eventually Kim and Cuba guy find me. but luckily its Alaska so in the back of every store there's land mines. they try to sneak up on my house while I'm asleep but BOOM! I planted land mines!!! I'm the last person alive...which reminds me, this is a lot like I Am Legend. anyway, so I grow up, get a routine going and by the grace of God somehow keep from going insane. Killing zombies can be a fun pastime. If this sounded like a story it was the story of my plan so stfu about that!

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Some mistakes you made:
1)You used a car heading towards the gun store!That's almost like suicide,cause everybody is gonna head over there and will want your car.Even if you survive,there will probably be no weapons left for you.Cars are also dangerous cause if a real big group of zombies hears you,they will surround you and you will need to go really fast to run them all over.
2)You said Chuck Norris turned into a zombie.If he couldn't survive,you don't stand a chance.
3)You used a jet.Like you know how to do that!
4)You started with no food.
5)You puted land mines from stores.Like every single one has them!It would be better if you only put 2 mines on front door,cause if you put too much,you could step on one.
6)You said stfu.How nice.

Make your plan a little more real.

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Dude, you don't know any of those people you wouldn't meet them. I agree with everythign bigbain said and a few more things:


The streets are crowed you can't get a car though, second no food

Survival for a day: 0, I don't think you would even make it out of the room.

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Sorry about the double post, but I forgot the senario


You are with 2 other people. Each of you has a rifle with one clip of 20. You also each have a crow bar and one flair gun. You see a human that isn't affected (you can pick the gender). They are about your age. They don't look strong and don't have anything with them except a dog which is barking very loudly. What would you do?

Kid_Saiyain
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omg you guys ar every hipocritical: first off saying chuck norris died isnt a mistake, second of all my city isnt crowded at all, the whole point of the land mines was because i was in alaska and i was saying their very country and they have a lot of land mines, third of all if only a thousand ppl max survive how is everyone gonna be over there...THERE WOULD BE NO ONE!!!!!!!fourth,i said stfu because i knew you guys would try to pull this crap on me and say i didnt do it right, fifth why do i have to start out with food??? sixth,i know where i would have planted the land mines!! seventh, if i put land mines on the front freakin' door there i high chance i would step on them, eigth,you were right about the jet...gosh you guys over analyze everything and wind up wrong! so annoying...=(

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9/8/08

It was a cold morning, raining and foggy. i was with (as far as I knew) The last people on earth, Max and Andy. Andy was around 25, and had been a forest ranger before the out break. max, was my age, 13, and skinny, brown shaggy hair, and scared easy. Andy was leading us, as allways. We were headed to a large house we saw about a week ago, we figured there might be someting there. Me and Max were talking, about past things, Andy said he didnt want to join us becuse tthnking about the past was to painfull. he presently stoped, There on top of the hill was a figure, human, not zombie. It was with a dog by the souund of it. "Allright, Max you stay back here. If anything happens fire the flare gun you got allright?" "Me and Greg are gonna move ahead, see if we can't make peace." Andy starting loading his gun, and max climbed a tree for a better veiw. Me and andy didn't say anything, just advanced. suddenly a shot rang out, and a bullet wized past my head. "Quick! Into the creek!" Andy yelled, and I followed, it was dired up, not that it would have mattered sense it was raning. max dove in next to use, he was pale which was never a good thing. "Z...Z.....Zom.....Zombies!" He panted, and we all jumped out and ran up the hill towards the person. What we found was a girl, around 14, With blonde hair allitle past her shoulders By the way she was dressed, we could tell she was from a rich family. She had a pistol of somesort, and looked scared to death. When she saw us she fainted, and i mean fell over. I picked her up, and we ran to the house we had been planing on going to. i was last, with the recent load. The dog, was a small yorkie, and was to stupid to follow, and just made a zombies tummy happy. There was about 5 in all, nothing hard to kill between three of us.

9/9/08

She finally woke up, her name was alexa. She seemed to rather take a likeing to me, maybe it was just she was scared, which I guessed it was, but she could help us, so we took her with us. We had enough food at this house to last a week or so, and something we havent seen in a while...beds!

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WoW skater kid I wish I could come up with somthing like that but mine is just sweet and simple: if this persons dog was infected I would kill it with the crowbar no reson to waste ammo. Then I would ask for the persons strengths and if there was anyone else around if so take them with us. If this person had no skills I would simply have to teach them some I Will NEVER leave someone to die if there were zombies near our location well, we would simply have to hurry to the nearest shelter and pick the closest off and make a hasty retreat if the dog was not infected I would say sick-em and who knows? the dog might have its uses

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Well beva, it is pretty easy. Just add life to your senario. add people, emotions stuff like that.

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