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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Zombie_Survival
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Ablu:
Your Plan needs some adjustments;

1) Only 500 other people are alive on Earth! So finding other people in your town or close to it is slim-to-none.

2) Staying in one place for a long time will cause a large build up of Zombies...

3) Unless these stores have a back up generator, food will spoil because it won't be kept cold. Much food will spoil before you can eat it anyway because they still age... i.e: Milk, fruits, vegetables, and Meats

thoadthetoad
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correction zombie_survival:
Only 500 people after a week would be alive on earth!

and a very good point about the back up generator.
Here's a survival tip:
Don't keep the lights on at night! Zombies may not have the best of eyes, but they can still notice light, so try to keep yourself as light-hidden as possible.

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On the contrary thoad, cars are very uncommon in glenwood (the town i live in) And if we encountered too many cars we would be close enough to walmart to have a short walk. and all stores have some kind of entrance no-one knows about.

Btw can these zombies climb ladders? Theres a fort in my back yard that is two-stories so if zombies cant climb they couldnt get up on the fort. Theres also a fence around the yard that would keep them occupied for a whiile. I also have around 100 cans of food in the garage we could cook after we got rid of the other food.

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@ablu2 the streets will be crowed no matter if you were on foot. It's best to stay away from them as long as possible. Also no zombies can't climb trees or ladders but they might be able to hit down the fort depending what it's made of.

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Sorry I haven't really been active here.

ablu2
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The fort is made of wood but it has a great structure.

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Also sorry for double posting but i live in florida so it has survived about 10 hurricanes, I seriously doubt the zombies would be able to knock it down in a week.

thoadthetoad
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umm, that does absolutely nothing for us so. .. . .
mesage voided.

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Audio Log: Lab Director; Jiff:

After a simple mistake yesterday of not taking the serum out of the Initializer has caused something miraculous to happen! Somehow the heat caused the proteins to mutate into some kind of virus. The virus seems to be extremely versatile,... we commence human trials immediately.

'Hold still!' Jiff screamed at the patient, yet he didn't respond to the command and kept fighting. 'Put 'em out' Jiff said to his assistant. After the injection he quickly fell asleep. And with that all over, Jiff injected the new serum into the patient, with a rather large needle. Nothing seemed to happen immediately, until suddenly the man jolted into a an upright position and began to scream, a thick blood boiling scream. And as soon as it began it ended and the patient fell down again. 'Is he dead?' The assistant asked, 'Yes' Jiff replied, 'He is.'

Disappointed yet not giving up, Jiff tested many more subjects, all with the same results. And with the night at it's full, Jiff was exhausted. He threw his goggles onto the table and stormed out, not even turning off the lights. He was frustrated beyond comprehension; 'What will make this work?' He asked himself as he entered his bed. 'Tomorrow, tomorrow I will find this out!' Tomorrow is going to come quicker than Jiff thinks.

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OK, um.........sorry I kinda haven't been here. I got busy.


Thoad, I was reading through, that guy that said he had 160 acres......thats possible you know.

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Yes but so unbeleivable I voided it. . . . . .so we all fail! horray!

http://i34.tinypic.com/rbxv5x.png

Timegoesby
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Well, it could be but I don't know.

@thoadthetoad love the picture.

Zombie_Survival
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Thoad, that is a great pic but it's little excessive don't you think? I mean as a signature and all...

thoadthetoad
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not really, sides, it's actually not mine ^-^.

Timegoesby
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Then were did you get it from?

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