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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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I wanna join this club


Read the first page, talk to thoad, and make a plan.

Also if you wan to join, I suggest you don't spam.
(I'm not saying that you did, it's just for future reference.)
ArmorHero
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Question: Is there a sign-up... if not can I make one?
If yes, I haven't seen it, so can I make one? :P I'm sure it would make less span on here...

slliM
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Question: Is there a sign-up... if not can I make one?
If yes, I haven't seen it, so can I make one? :P I'm sure it would make less span on here...


I think there is...
Ask thoad on his page if you can make another one anyways.
The others aren't so great...
thoadthetoad
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from that pic I can tell that your not serious, so no.

slliM
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Lol that pic is funny.

I agree with thoad though.

What movie is that from by the way?

I want to watch it!

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This idea is a few pages ago. I like the idea of modding baseball bats, but I don't think barbed wire would do much. It might penetrate the skin, and thats about it. Or it'll get caught in its clothes and you get bitten. If it were me, I'd take some deck nails and hammer them in at different angles. They are long enough to go through the skull, with enough momentum and will come back out relatively easy. That or put some nails in a two-by-four if you don't have a baseball bat. It's also pretty useful against the living in a pinch.

thoadthetoad
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A metal baseball bat would work nicely as well. It could eaisily break a neck/skull, so ya. Now think of this people, Common household explosives! I don't know how, but I do know that making molotv cocktails is really easy! Plus, I know of htis one compound that makes HUGE explosion when it hits water. If you can get your hands on that compound, you could make a makeshift BOMB that would be absolutely PERFECT for taking out zombies or failed shelters of failed survivors.
P.S. aren't you glad you participated in this if a zombie outbreak ever occured?

ArmorHero
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I know of htis one compound that makes HUGE explosion when it hits water.

Element. All the elements in the first period (or row, excluding Hydrogen) has explosive reactions to water!

<--------------| Scenario |-------------->

You have an old WW2 rifle with a bayonet (from your grandpa). It is out of ammo, but you also have some home-made nail-bombs. Your house is a two-story with access to the roof. What will you do?
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the only true way to kill a zombie is by destroying the brain lol. Anyway, I'd grab my Tac(Tactical) Gear and drive down to Florida to grab my ex-girlfriend/best freind and then go to fuckin alaska. Grab any food that I might need from home and I'd grab guns from a local gun store or from dead people. I'd avoid states like new york, texas, californai and heavily populated areas like cities. I'd stick to the open areas and places that don't have tall grass where zombies that have half a torso or midget zombies can crawl up and bite you.

thoadthetoad
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the only true way to kill a zombie is by destroying the brain lol

gah, I'll say it once, I'll say it again, YOU FAIL. These zombies are not your ordinary zombies, they are goliath syndrome zombies, check out pg 1 for anylisys of the Goliath Syndrome.

P.S. Be expecting a NEW virus from me soon, it came to me in a dream last night.
slliM
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A new virus?

dang...

slliM
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Sorry about double post.

I have an idea for an improv. weapon.

Most people in the world either have/ have acces to a baseball bat or a hockey stick right?

Well, Most people also have access to knives right?

You catch my drift?

If you don't: You could stick a bunch of knifes on the end of a hockey stick or base ball bat.

It would be perfect!

Knives are long enough to penetrate the skull, and if you needed to yank it out fast, you could!

They would also be insanely light!

1 problem with the hockey stick would be that you might accidentally drag it on the ground and dirty the knives.

*cough* more pro's than cons *cough*

I'm gonna go ahead and change my realistic melee weapon in any scenario to base ball bat with knives.

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Thoad....i just got all of the basics down for your syndrome, now there is a new one? This is gonnna take some mental preperation. *plods off to get ready*

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*plods off to get ready*


Nice.

I hope this one is harder...

I could use more of a challenge...

Also If you guys need another virus that isn't goliath or solanum I have an epically awesome/ hard idea.
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Thoad....i just got all of the basics down for your syndrome, now there is a new one? This is gonnna take some mental preperation. *plods off to get ready*

lol, just plain lol.
I hope this one is harder...

be careful what you wish for my friend, because the
G-VIRUS (name tooken from dream, I watched ALOT of RE parodies that night)
Name: G-VIRUS

Run/walk: Around as fast as an Antelope.

Scream/groan: Infected tend to roar, and grunt when running.

Day/night: They never sleep or tire

What they attack: Only other non-infected humans

Survivors: same case scenario my friends

Guns: real time with a G-VIRUS scenario/plan

Cure: A cactus flower ground into dust, with coconut milk made into a pill/capsule, if gone into the body of the infected, will cure it.

Where to go: same case scenario, again

How much you can carry: real time people


Damage they can take: Around the same amount as a human.

Family members: depends on how populated and vulerable your family members are, the virus isn't detected by the T-cells in the body, so that's like a no-go.

doors: they easily crush them with just a charge.

The story: Created by scientists of the asian community to combat the Goliath Syndrome, it epically failed. It enters the body through injection, which is impossible for you to get infected. Sadly, they now have a deathly taste for human blood, which means your screwed. They cannot use weapons, and the G-virus does not kill the infected. Now then, good luck!

NEW REQUIREMENT
You have to say which virus your going to use before you post a scenario OR a plan.
NEW REQUIREMENT TO GET IN TO THE CLUB
just yankin' your chain.
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