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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Strongbow
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ZIINNG!
"Bloody hell!" Strongbow rolls over the wet concrete, the sting of ricoche shards on her face. 'At least he's a lousy shot,' she thinks, lying flat and going still.
Ahead of her, she watches as the group appraises her, from a distance. The rifleman, (if he were old enough to be considered one,)talks rapidly to the others, a second teenage boy and two..no three girls.
Strongbow watches as he pulls the action on his rifle, hears faintly the chambering of another round. The sound of gently falling rain seemingly amplified with her face so close to the ground, she slowly begins reaching for her beretta, buried under her military style parka. Her eyes never leave the group, who seem unsure of whether she is dead or alive.
The shooter raises the rifle to his shoulder, beading on Strongbows position, pauses, then lowers it a bit. He motions to the group, who after a moment, begin slowly walking toward her prostrate form.
Her hand creeps so slowly under her parka, feeling the holster, unsnapping the holsterguard.
The group begins to spread out, working slowly to her. Strongbow notices the group in detail as they get closer to her.
One girl, obviously a young teen, wearing a "hello kitty" t-shirt and jeans, is holding a slightly bent aluminum baseball bat. Near her is another girl, slightly older with long dark hair, torn leather skirt and black t-shirt. She carries a long steel pipe, nervously two-handing it. The second boy she noticed before is also young, large thick glasses, wet hair hanging in his eyes. A black backpack hangs loosly from his shoulders and a pistol sits at the ready in both hands.
Strongbows hand slowly begins to pull her pistol from its holster. She feels it moving..moving.. and....her hand wraps solidly around the grip. The group reaches her.
"Is she dead?" hello kitty asks, sniffling a bit.
"hmm...dunno," backpack bends over Strongbow. She feels the poke of his pistol in her back, prodding her.
"Well, I don't see any blood, Matt," hello kitty says matter-of-factly, "and you know there should be blood."
"Not if she were a zombie," backpack retorts. "Remember that zombie we shot the other day? Todd n' me shot it a few times n' it didnt bleed hardly at all." He continues poking.
"Maybe we should turn her over..," hello kitty says cautiously,"...ya know, check 'er n stuff?"
Strongbow grips the pistol tighter. 'If they turn me over,' she thinks, 'I may have to start shooting. Oh God, they're only kids! How can I possi...'
"Wait until Todd gets here," Dark hair says, near Strongbows feet. She waves her pipe toward the bleachers, then squats down on her heels.
Strongbows mind starts racing. 'Two guns verses one,' she thinks grimly, 'NOT very good odds.' She tenses. 'It has to happen now..'
Strongbow sees hello kittys feet near her head. She jerks her free hand out, grabbing hello kittys feet, dropping her to the ground. Hello kitty lets out a squeal of fright.
"F##k, she's ALIVE!" Matt yells, thrusting the gun out in front of him. He fires wildly, the .38 round strikes the pavement near Strongbow. She rolls, hitting dark hair with her body in mid pipeswing, pitching the girl forward over her, the pipe striking the ground with a clang and rolling away.
Strongbow rolls to her feet, 9mm out, facing the group. Hello kitty has dropped the bat, kneeling near dark hairs unconscious form. A small pool of blood mingling with the light rain. Matt is holding the .38, pointed at Strongbow, his eyes wide with fright.
"Look," Strongbow says, "that girl.." she motions to dark hair, "...she needs help. She's bleeding. She needs..."
"Her name is Kayla," shouts hello kitty, "You KILLED Kayla!" She cries, her head laying on Kaylas chest.
Strongbow glances at Matt, still leveling the gun at her. "Look," she says, imploring Matt, "she's not dead, just knocked out. A few stitches from my kit and she'll be good as.." She sees Matts eyes glance behind her.
Strongbow ducks, as a loud shot goes off, the hot bullet tearing by her left ear. Spinning around, she sees the other boy, Todd, working the action of his rifle, the shell ejecting from the chamber. She runs full speed at him, plowing full speed into him. He grunts in suprise, rifle spinning away, as he falls to the ground.
Grabbing the rifle, Strongbow shoulders it, training her pistol on Matt, who still has his gun trained on her.
"Drop it, Mate." She growls, resighting on Todd, who is sitting up, panting.
"Shoot her, Matt," Todd yells. Matt nervously steps forward a bit, gun shaking in his hand. Behind him, hello kitty cries louder, holding Kaylas head in her lap.
Matt shouts behind him, "Shut up, Claire! She ain't dead!"
He focuses again on Strongbow, still trained on Todd.
"What r' you waitin for, Matt?!" Todd yells, exasperated. "Just shoot the bi#ch!" Strongbow pulls back the hammer of her beretta and stares at Todd, "Watch who your'e calling a bi#ch, mate." His eyes go wide.
Back at Matt, "Look Matt, I'm going to put my pistol away...let's get back to Kayla." Carefully, she slides the pistol back in the holster. Unshouldering the rifle, she ejects the round, pulls the clip, puts it in her pocket and hands the rifle back to a visibly astonished Todd. He jumps up and points it at Strongbow.
Ignoring him, she puts her hands up, facing Matt. "See, mate? It's all fine, right?"
Matt glances around. Kayla groans, Claire erupting into fresh tears of relief. With a sigh, he lowers the gun, putting it back in his front pocket.
Nodding, Strongbow walks over to Claire and kneels, checking Kaylas head. Picking her up, she asks Claire to lead her inside. They walk toward the compound.
Todd, grunting, gets up and walks over to Matt who is watching the woman and his sister carry Kayla inside.
"Well, THAT was close, dude." Todd punches Matt in the arm, making him yelp in suprise.
Rubbing his arm, Matt continues to look in the direction of the compound, thinking. "She could've killed us, dude."
"Yeah..." Todd scratches his head. "But you could've killed her, too, right?" Matt says nothing.
"So why didn't you, then...seriously." Todd faces Matt, looking closely at him.
Absently, Matt pulls the dark chrome .38 out of his pocket, pulls the cylinder open and holds it up to Todds face.
Matt sees Todds eyes roll in exasperation through the empty chambers of the pistol. He grins sheepishly as he slaps the cylinder shut again and stuffs it in his pocket.
"Dude...," Todd says, "..you are the WORST zombie killer I have EVER met!"
Matt and Todd laugh as they cross the wet field toward the compound...

bigbrain
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Can I join?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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He was reanimating.....and we couldn't reverse it. I pulled the .22 over my shoulder,aand trained it on him. I was about to kill him, but the group wouldn't let me. They wouldn't addmit that he was dead. They keept saying he was fine, just slightly ill. I started to leave, this group would die as soon as he rose up. They wouldnt shout him. But they wouldn't let me leave either. Shrimp ran over to me, painlessly punching my chest, blaming me for every tihng that happened to them. Barbie just stood in shock and starded at leader laying there, twitching on the ground. X-ray, just watched. He didn't move or make a sound, but suddenly and unexpectantly, he raised his gun. He pointed it first at me.......then rotated the gun to point at his freind, and laeder. The girls were not paying attention to him so none noticed what he was gonna do. With a single shot, he hit leader straight through his brain. Shrimp and barbie both pulled there pistols out and aimed them. One at x-ray the other at me.she was a terrible shot, the bullet flew through my shirt by my side. As for barbie, she never got to fire. X-ray shot right through her heart, killing her. Flower came over to us. she had been watching from a distance. She didn't blame us for what we did, instead she wanted us to gather supplies from her and leave as soon as possible. We planed to head to the tool shop, and hold out there........I left that place with two new freinds...and my life.

Generalhero
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wow a new clan i'm shokked

bigbrain
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Can I join,please anwser me!!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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hey big brain, if you want to join read the first post on the first page. then, say how you would survive if there was a zombie apocalypse. Make it as detailed as possible. There are a few plans on the first and second page if you want to read them. becomeing a member of the club takes some time. As you can see we are a very active club so being active is part of it. every once in a while someone will post a senario, like my one one the 30th page, you say how you would reacte to it in as much detail as you can. (:

bigbrain
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If that happens,here is what I would do:I live near a river.In my parents room there is my fathers gun and I reload it because it was empty in the war and he didn't reload it because the war ended then.I would take a backpack and food and water suplies.There is also a chainsaw which I would take in a case if a zombie gets 2 close to me.My father had a boat which I would use to get of the land.He also has a fishing stick with which I can catch some fish.I would take some matches to light a fire when I need to cook some fish.I wont cook fish in start because I have some oranges on land which I will take only on day so that I can spot zombies easier.That way I will probably be safe for a while.That means I am all set and have to go as fast as I can.I live in Croatia and there are a lot of islands around.Maybe I can find an uninfected one.So far this is my plan.

bigbrain
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Is this O.K.?

kamoro
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I'd gather all the weapons and wood I can, and hide. I'd go get food, more weapons, more wood, and water when ever I can. I will take the following precautions just in case I am found:

I would make barricades and carve weapons from the wood.

I would have several ways out of my hiding place so I don't get trapped.

I know TaeKwonDo.

If I come across a survivor, I will ask him to join me, and if he does, I will teach him TaeKwonDo, and we will work together to survive.

LordBob
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But does TaeKwondoe work on Groups of zombies. In the short time it take to take down one you may get surrounded. I would also not stay in the same place for too long unless it is an island (even then there are some problems apparently :P) Because since they are around 24/7 the sounds of fighting might attract more and more and soon you got a zombie army at your door!

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@bigbrain
Good Plan! Just one thing, when you sleep on the ship, what about drifting? you could run ashore while you sleep and wake up to zombies! Also how would you find ammo? it would be pretty hard to fight your way to a gunstore with just a chainsaw.

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i already posted my idea i thought it was original.

thoadthetoad
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@theone99:sorry but "original" doesn't exactly cut it. It needs to be well thought out and precise.

@lordbob: Your showing potential.

@Bigbrain: It is a decent plan but you have to hold back a happy trigger phase with the chainsaw. Plus, the chainsaw makes lots of noise and could get risky when it comes to Close Cornerd Combat (CCC). GOod plan, you could survive for about a month.

kamoro
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@lordbob: TaeKwonDo can be pretty lethal, but I was only going to use it as a last resort. My real plan was to stab zombies in the head with the spears I carved, if they find me.

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what about my idea?i had like 20 or 10 pages down

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