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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ha, quakingpear, i am glad your back.....short and sweet as allways. And Lige......i look forward to killing your zombie form.

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If zombies came to my house... I'd be all like... "HEY! You stupid zombie... I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"

Lige, what if the zombie is a girl. In addition zombies can think (no brains).
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Ok, well seeing as bigbrain lied and never made a senario here is one just so the club dosn't end up on the 4th page again.

!senario!


You were with the one surviver you managed to find, his name was andy. You both were carrying small packs on your backs, and fire arms in your hands. You hade a .22 rifle, and he had a .34 magnum revolver. You started to hear far off moans, nothing new to you. The zombies were constently on the prowl, looking for something to sink there teeth into. But then you heard screams. It sounded like kids. You could tell they were scard, probably survived by luck. You turned to andy, and he shook his head, you started to walk towards the screams. You found a building nerby and climbed up to the second floor. You looked around, and there you saw them, to kids no older then 9, trying to hold back about 3 zombies. They didn't have much, a few bricks stacked up, an old bat, and a big peice of pipe. What do you do?

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We see how slim the my group is and how they could help a lot when I am older. I would help.


I grap my .22 rifle, then I try to aim my shot up just right. I am thinking to myself while I do this.
"Don't hit the kids, don't hit the kids"
BANG!
The first one goes right into he head perfect shot. Though I don't think that got me the right response from the kids who just started to scream even lowder.
BANG! I got the second one now only one to go.
BANG! No, I only got his leg witch is almost useless.
Now I have to reload my gun, but as I am doing it.......
BANG! the third zombie falls then I hear a voice
"Time do you really think I was going to let the guy carrying the water get killed?"
I look around standing right behind me with his .34 magnum at his side is Andy.
I then respond "thanks, lets go get the kids. They will be able to help us later on"



So what do people think of that one?

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So Andy were do you think we should head now? * AHHHHH* Andy, please tell me that was your stomach yelling. " Nope not mine, Im fat but not like that." Then the screams came again loader. You both tuned towards it. Andy, reloading his magnum, started out ahead, then turning back saying " Arn't you comeing?" I joged forward, loading my rifle.
We saw the kids , behind a smalll baricade, made out of a desk, a few chairs, and a couple of bircks. It wasn't gonna hold. I told andy to go down and tell them we are gonna fire over there, and not to run. I ran ot the nearest building, up to the second floor. I ran to a window....one the wrong side of the house. And I saw more zombies comeing to see what the screams were about. The kids were throwing bricks with out looking and andy had killed one, now two, but he was grabed from behind by a dead head, bit and and throw to the side. I jumped out of the window, hiting the ground rolling. i ran toward the kids shot one zombie, scoped them up and started running. I found a car, keys still in it and staarted it up, and gunned it out of there.
The kids just looked at me, my long hair, ripped clothes....my gun. " who are you?" they asked about 3 times. I just told them to wait, this wasn't the place for questions.

Time, good job man

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?? no way

bigbrain
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Wow,both of you are REALLY good.I would just shoot the zombies,take the kids until I find somebody who they will not be a problem to take care of and THE END.These talkings just make it all so much interesting.I could try it once.
And I didn't lye,I just need more time to think about it,and focus on the details.

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I tell the kids to stand back, give a zombie a head shot with my rifle, and Andy kills the other two with his revolver. I then have the kids join me.

thoadthetoad
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I see that the kids would be good when it comes to making barricades, knowing small children like to make forts and whatnot. Basically, shoot the zombies and take the kids, make sure they don't screw up, cry, and die.

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thoadthetoad, you also forgot wetting them selves. Though if they do you can't put it past them I mean there are zombies trying to kill them.

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hrm...........thoad I see you love kids. I think it would actually prove usefull to take them along. If they came they would learn how to survive, and in time learn to use bows/guns.

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Since there are only three zombies, I'd calmly walk up behind one focused on the kids, and shoot it in the head. Then I'd shoot the rest. I'd bring the kids with us, then as soon as we see other survivors, that we befriend, we'd leave the kids with them.

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Meh. I'd just move on. That last thing you need is the burden of children in a zombie assault.

thoadthetoad
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@hellian00:true, but labor is always a good thing.
@timegoesby: haha! that's funny but yes, you really couldn't put it past you. plenty of normal grown men/women would piss themselves too.

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@hellian00:true, but labor is always a good thing.

Yeah, but they consume food and water. And use shelter.
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