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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Wait a minute...throwing a rock at the tank would do little more then make a loud bang. Those tanks are wicked think, and would take quite a long time for fire to burn through. If By some odd merical you did hit the tank, it would only leak, not explode. The only way it would explode is if it was accidently ignited by the flame thrower, which is unlikely seeing as it would be blowing fire the other way.

sirfrank
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so id grab some knives (my moms a caterer) that i throw then get a saw hammer and chisel.I'd grab my 7 liter water bottle and freeze it.go over to my friends house and grab the six shooter they have then since i live in the country i'd run to the underground bunker and kill all zombies in it(i'm a red belt).

HoodHulk58
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so id grab some knives (my moms a caterer) that i throw then get a saw hammer and chisel.I'd grab my 7 liter water bottle and freeze it.go over to my friends house and grab the six shooter they have then since i live in the country i'd run to the underground bunker and kill all zombies in it(i'm a red belt).


I'm sorry did we make a new scenario after Comrades? cause non of that was in the previous scenario.
Plus bad idea goin into the bunker.it seems to be just a huge death trap for zombies to swarm around ready to pick you limb from limb weather you open it or if they come in and they will come in.
budokai1694
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omg this seems like way to much effort and a lot of work to type and i dont even know why im writing this much

HoodHulk58
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omg this seems like way to much effort and a lot of work to type and i dont even know why im writing this much

Cause your not smart or just not creative enough to come up with something as such. LOL JK
PossibleInstability
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omg this seems like way to much effort and a lot of work to type and i dont even know why im writing this much


Yeah, surviving isn't easy.
HoodHulk58
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Yeah, surviving isn't easy.

Well that's a great way of putting it...=)
Lathus
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surviviing may not be easy, but you guys should try to find military bases near where you live. there are some around everybody's area. most people just don't know about them. trust me, they offer excellent fallout shelters and bunkers, plus there are guards posted everywhere. It would just be a little easier.

sirfrank
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I'm sorry did we make a new scenario after Comrades? cause non of that was in the previous scenario.
Plus bad idea goin into the bunker.it seems to be just a huge death trap for zombies to swarm around ready to pick you limb from limb weather you open it or if they come in and they will come in.

nope its one of the strongest bunkers it has concrete with metal pipes in it it could withstand zombies plus it has guns

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nope its one of the strongest bunkers it has concrete with metal pipes in it it could withstand zombies plus it has guns


you have to come out eventually. food, water, first aid, waste... ammo...

yeah, after time all those starting building up so...
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ok were gonna have to be big and strong but im not im puny so dont laugh just listen to the plan. as i said were not that so instead its:
40 plastic bags
20 plastic knives and forks
20 cardboard plates
40 balloons
1 pinata
20 goody bags
1 bouncy castle
40butchers knives
any way the plan is to have a party with them then when there enjoying themselves we stab their guilty backs.

sirfrank
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you have to come out eventually. food, water, first aid, waste... ammo...

yeah, after time all those starting building up so...

good new plan uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh got it:
get every thing like i said then go to alaska and be a hunter!with the money i get by being a gaurd and murdering or taking what i gaurd muhahahaahahahaha

Lathus
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You could bring alcohol and rags to make molotov cocktails and then roast a path among the horde, assuming you have a hatch or something. OK, Alaska, I thought you said you lived in the country. That would take weeks or months to find shelter, food, and weapons, all while making a trip the size of two united states while evading a horde of zombies. That may not be your best choice.

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any way the plan is to have a party with them then when there enjoying themselves we stab their guilty backs

yeah your gonna die very quickly.

get every thing like i said then go to alaska and be a hunter!with the money i get by being a gaurd and murdering or taking what i gaurd muhahahaahahahaha


That would tke close to a year to get from country, to alaska, you'd need to avoid zombies, gather loads of supplies find a safe shelter and loot you a$$ off for effective weapons.

From my point of view you'd be better off going to Hampshire dam.
why? the people are already wasted and high as fuk so as zombies their just stupider then when they wher alive easy targets and to lazy and stoned to attack. LOL
Lathus
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now there's an idea

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