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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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Yes, but Strop has banned you 2 or 3 times before, no?


...Maybe.
FlyinHawaiin
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Yes, but Strop has banned you 2 or 3 times before, no?


dang man what'd you get banned for?
PossibleInstability
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dang man what'd you get banned for?


Which time?
wyntonian
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i own a 22. rifle, my dad has two deer rifles, and between us we have two hatchets, two machetes, a katana which i know how to use, and a CR-V. that's our weapon situation. and ideas on how to improve it?

PossibleInstability
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i own a 22. rifle, my dad has two deer rifles, and between us we have two hatchets, two machetes, a katana which i know how to use, and a CR-V. that's our weapon situation. and ideas on how to improve it?


Since you didn't post a plan there's nothing to improve, because you didn't do anything. Maybe get a haircut, that's all I can suggest.
Lathus
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@wyntonian

Try actually doing somethin with those weapons, then we'll talk.

sirfrank
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I have one:Shotgun
Works every time.

Devoidless
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Lathus: The thing about lengths was sarcasm. Of course I know what 7 inches is. And the part about a furlong and a chord was a joke. Ha, get it? Because I'm familiar with several different measurement types and used two totally off the wall ones to guess where seven inches fell! It's funny, trust me. Funny and true.

Five bucks to whoever can tell me what a chord is without using Google or a similar search engine.

Anyway.

Someone make another scenario, kthnx.

goumas13
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A chord is a line segment joining two points on a curve. It's also an aggregate of musical pitches played simultaneously on a guitar

Bjiscuit
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lathus, stop postign so many times in a row. say it all in one post or just stfu =)


Anyways,

one of them should make a video or show us a video of someone trying to swing a toolbox attacked to a leash, or failing to do so


that sounds familar..?

Lathus who cares about the length of his posts it's the quality that matters.
he was trying to show how long 7 inches would be.

It is rather easy to tie things together if it is not let lightning hit me.
Hmm... true, but you have to know how to tie it to keep them together securely
Lathus
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bjiscuit is both supporting and ridiculing me. uh, thanks and, HEY!!!!

well, anyway, Scenario:

Ur in a movie theater watchin Zombieland and all of a sudden there are screams from the back row. you sit in the center of the front row. there are exits on either sides of the front and back parts of the theater. you decide the screams were from a 2-year-old girl with a negligent mother and continue watching. You hear the screams coming from either ends of your row. You are trapped in a your row by zombies. all you have are: a large cylindric box of popcorn, a coke bottle, and some spare change. oh, and a tube of mentos.

Devoidless
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A chord is a line segment joining two points on a curve. It's also an aggregate of musical pitches played simultaneously on a guitar


True, but neither one are a real unit of measurement.

So..um...how did the screams/victims magically go from back row into the front row on either side of you? And there is a major difference between kid screaming because she is a brat and anybody screaming because they are being eaten.
Lathus
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Not the little kids I know *shudder*
Ok, Ok, I'll change it.

Ur in a movie theater watchin Zombieland and all of a sudden there are screams from the back row. you sit in the center of the front row. there are exits on either sides of the front and back parts of the theater. you decide the screams were from a 2-year-old girl with a negligent mother and continue watching. you hear them again and decide she's movin around while throwin her tantrum. finally, you hear the screams coming from either ends of your row. You are trapped in a your row by zombies. all you have are: a large cylindric box of popcorn, a coke bottle, and some spare change. oh, and a tube of mentos.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Lathus, Come on, didnt we have this disscusion? YOUR NOT A MEMBER! STOP MAkING SCENARIOS!

bjiscut, Your in. make a scenario, now.

(did any one else notice the shifting of stuff?)

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(did any one else notice the shifting of stuff?)


i didn't he just added a sentence...lol

hey guys ive been gone for a while but whats goin down my fellow Zombie Survivalists, and lathus XD jk
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