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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DefinitelyCrazy
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14 year old? swinging a 20 pound sledge hammer around? hmm... questionable.


20 pounds is a large sledge. You can get them in much smaller sizes.
HoodHulk58
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Ok My fellow Zombie Survivalist's for the next 32 hours the next scenarios must be about zombies during chrsitmas time.

No...your scenario doesn't exactly have to be about christmas you can make yours about hanaka or anyother religious holiday, but it must be relevant to the current holiday.

DDX
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Also DDX, as machetes come, yours is pretty small. Mine are almost twice the length


I realize mine isnt jungle regulation, no.

Machetes are hacking weapons. You dont thrust with them. Also why would the blade cut the wielder if you stabbed. It could still be done.

and as hacking weapons go, it is usually a bad idea in general since they could be lodged in bone, but since machete is a 1 handed weapon you angle it slashing something therefore sacrificing reach. Though I highly doubt that you would have a 4 foot machete because those would be incredibly heavy to swing, despite whatever you say. fatigue will set in very fast.

in Nigeria, hacking jungle underbrush is used as a last resort to clear away vines and branches that cant be pushed away.

You dont thrust with them.

you would attempt to use at as a means of pushing them away, because anyone with a non firearm weapon would use it to stab and push away zombies, that is normal mentality.
Also why would the blade cut the wielder if you stabbed..


because there is practically no blade guard. sword used in dueling such as rapiers and such have blade guards which are not only used to deflect the opponent's blade off your hand but also to keep your hand from sliding from the hilt to the blade itself.

because of the lack of blade guard on the machete, when you stab something hard, like bone or other dense masses, the blade guard can't prevent your hand from going up towards the blade, therefore cutting yourself.


merry christmas kids and ZSC members. just got back from a very awesome party
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Alright thanks for the clear up. Although, I'm sorry if I sounded a bit rude, it's just some people still think they can go Rambo even though most guns outweigh them.

Now that a lot of that extra information was added, it makes your plan come out alive, plus it makes more sense now.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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I'm a member now?


Yeah, that's the way it works, unless Thoad or Skater have any objections. Two or more people viewed your plan, so welcome!

PS: $50 entry fee.... directly to me.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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I'm a member now?


Not yet. It's not instant.

Anyways, Left4Dead 2 is amazing....really unrealistic, but OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yea, if I'm not on for a while, you know where I am.
thisisnotanalt
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Oh yeah Woody, I'm in the club too -_-

thanks for remembering me, Hoodhulk D:

And PossivleInstability quit and was replaced by himself, under the name DefinitelyCrazy.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Not yet. It's not instant.


Wait, how do we introduce members? As in, so far I think Thoad and then you were the ones who determined who was in and who was out.

PS: thisisnotanalt - your active!? I thought you died long ago!
DefinitelyCrazy
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Wait, how do we introduce members?


Well, first I tear their plan apart until they nearly cry. Most will leave after this. If they keep posting for a few weeks skater lets them join out of pity and so he doesn't have to see them complain anymore. Some try to make rival threads which I make a mockery of before they die. That's about it.
woody_7007
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I realize mine isnt jungle regulation, no.


Theyre primarily used for harvesting, and collecting firewood. Really its best not to use the term 'machete' to describe them, they really are more like axes in their function.

and as hacking weapons go, it is usually a bad idea in general since they could be lodged in bone, but since machete is a 1 handed weapon you angle it slashing something therefore sacrificing reach


My brothers have seen them take legs off, at the knee, people who are unfortunate enough to swing into themselves, but i do see your point.

Though I highly doubt that you would have a 4 foot machete because those would be incredibly heavy to swing, despite whatever you say.


Believe what you want, but these arent your average run of the mill, made for white tourists machetes, but tools designed for 6ft5 african labourers.

fatigue will set in very fast.


Doing manual labour your entire life makes you very strong and very able to do this. Bearing in mind it would be my brothers who live in nigeria who use them all year round who would be wielding them.

in Nigeria, hacking jungle underbrush is used as a last resort to clear away vines and branches that cant be pushed away.


Again, these arent used for cleaning jungle.

you would attempt to use at as a means of pushing them away, because anyone with a non firearm weapon would use it to stab and push away zombies, that is normal mentality.


You rmentality would be to kill the zombie, and since they are hacking weapons, youd use the weapon in the way it is suited to, to achieve that aim.

because of the lack of blade guard on the machete, when you stab something hard, like bone or other dense masses, the blade guard can't prevent your hand from going up towards the blade, therefore cutting yourself.


Blade guards arent entirely necessary in hacking weapons, as the force on your hand would be lateral, not vertical, meaning the blow would only force the grip harder into your hand, not force your hand to move up to the blade.

Oh yeah Woody, I'm in the club too -_-


Hello. No offence but not really sure i remember who you are. I dont think you were in the club when i left.

And PossivleInstability quit and was replaced by himself, under the name DefinitelyCrazy.


I have no idea who that guy is, but good to update myself i guess.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Well, first I tear their plan apart until they nearly cry. Most will leave after this. If they keep posting for a few weeks skater lets them join out of pity and so he doesn't have to see them complain anymore. Some try to make rival threads which I make a mockery of before they die. That's about it.


Hahaha so basically, you rip apart the plans until they either get offended or try harder, then Skater eventually lets them join. Haha, I see. Yeah this is the only 'Survival Plan' thread that has been around since the start, and the only one to date that does not die. Let's keep it that way.
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Woo hoo! i already know alot on zombie survival. Id like to think there real but seeing as i havnt seen one,ill remain a skeptic.
Ive got loads of plans for surviving,really! Theres not one thought that hasnt passed my mind.Everyone thats i know agress that if a zombie appocalypse ever happned,id be the one they stick with.
Kind Regards
King Fluffs

DefinitelyCrazy
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Hahaha so basically, you rip apart the plans until they either get offended or try harder, then Skater eventually lets them join. Haha, I see.


Pretty much. But I've been lazy as of late. That's why cyancanine got in so easily.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Pretty much. But I've been lazy as of late. That's why cyancanine got in so easily


Haha, well then, you can play the bad cop and I'll play the good cop. :P

No responses on my Virus?


I read it over, now can you further explain the 'Lesser' and 'Greater'. Where as, at first it seemed the 'Greater' zombies were humans, just very hungry. Are they in fact human or are they zombie? What happens to them? How do they interact with the 'Lesser' strain? (Vice versa) And humans?

PS: Retro virus? Why is it retro? (Particular reason for the naming?

Woo hoo! i already know alot on zombie survival. Id like to think there real but seeing as i havnt seen one,ill remain a skeptic.
Ive got loads of plans for surviving,really! Theres not one thought that hasnt passed my mind.Everyone thats i know agress that if a zombie appocalypse ever happned,id be the one they stick with.
Kind Regards
King Fluffs


Would you like to join? If so, make a scenario and we'll evaluate it.
thisisnotanalt
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Hello. No offence but not really sure i remember who you are. I dont think you were in the club when i left.


I joined CPAG right when you left, and the ZSC a good deal later. And I only said that because Hoodhulk forgot me, lol.

Well, first I tear their plan apart until they nearly cry. Most will leave after this. If they keep posting for a few weeks skater lets them join out of pity and so he doesn't have to see them complain anymore. Some try to make rival threads which I make a mockery of before they die. That's about it.


I'm not sure if I'm relieved or not that I joined before you 0.o
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