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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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DANNY! POST YOUR ****ING PLAN ALREADY!

Blaze, thoad posted one, about...pirates. So You can answer that I guesse?

Honestly I know nothing about boats, and if a bunch of armed pirates open fire on me I'm dead. End of story. The whole sittuation would take so much luck, it is allmost impossible.

Bjiscuit
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Im with skater, i mainly havent answerd because of the stres sim goin through and that i dont have much internet access. but i guess my best case scenario would be.


Take some rag sand start a small fire, just to get their attention, they see a burning boat and become currious, some get on my boat, others stay on theirs to guard it and get zombies. well, i hide while they board and cross to other boat and kill the guards, gun fire wont be heeded because they will think were just shooting zombies. and leave with boat.

worse case scenario = Rambo time. = dead

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DANNY! POST YOUR ****ING PLAN ALREADY


CALM DOWN YOU SPAZ!!!!! OR YOU'LL SOUND LIKE #*(!@&'ing ME!!!!!!!!!


Yeah okay i'll post you... this weekend i promise.
Dannydaninja
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I mean i'll post IT... lol.

SwordAndShield
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This thread is becoming a discussion thread!

Oh no.

Someone should do something about it....

BellaDaNinja
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Ma brozer got banned 4 repetedly bringing back old threads and spamming on them Lol... so i guess that his plan will be in late.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Gah......Any ways, my weekend so far has been marvoulous.

I did a bit of camping. I made fire, from logs. No kinlding. Just, a log, a hatchet, and matches.

I also, fired an ak-47, a .22, and a few diffrent pistols.

I owuld like to point out to anyone who ever said about using an AK, that while, they are INSANLY POWERFULL (shot clean through a 2 foot thick log at 40 feet) And decently accurate (when firing in semi-auto) It's crazy loud. The kick is not bad at all, but its so loud! Zombeis from all over will be like, "Hey its a boom....lets go look."

I would still stick to the .22 or pistols. However, if you find an Ak, which i doubt many of you will, keep it on semi-auto.

Bjiscuit
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I'l stick with my chinese SKS assault rifle, isnt that load, has an adjustable iron sight, foldable stock and bayonette attachment. its a decent gun.

Heres some info and pics on it, ours is more modern looking then the ones they show, but if you go to the bottom you can see the bayonette attachment. its a fun gun to shoot.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, I was camping with some guys, and they had a ton of guns. The fireing pin in the SKS broke, so I didn't ge tto fire that. But The Ak, was crazy fun.

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Why hasn't anyone commented on m new plan!?!

Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside
EnterOrion
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but its so loud


This is where the philosophy of "Only fire when the mofos are about to make you dinner" comes in handy. None of you should fire any weapon, no matter how quiet (or loud) it is, unless you absolutely need to. If you're about to be dinner, fire. If you can effectively sneak by them, don't go sniper or rambo on them. It will get you killed, and ammo isn't cheap in the apocalypse.

However, if you find an Ak, which i doubt many of you will, keep it on semi-auto.


Actually, you have a higher chance of finding one than any other gun on Earth, being the most heavily produced gun, ever.

Just thought I'd say something.
Dannydaninja
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Okay i'm back from the ban, i'll try to post the plan ASAP. the wait is almost over!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside


Roads will be blocked, every one will flock to stroes, meaning zombies. And where will you get food?

Actually, you have a higher chance of finding one than any other gun on Earth, being the most heavily produced gun, ever.


Very true. But alot of people just don't have one sitting in there houses.
EnterOrion
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But alot of people just don't have one sitting in there houses.


Probably not, but they all have to go somewhere. It might take a while, but they'll eventually find their ways into peoples hands.

Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside


Let's dissect this here plan.

Ok this time takeing my dad's truck


Roads are done. Cluttered up to hell.

'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot


When are you going to garden? Remember you're trying to survive, not make some slum look pretty.

and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed)


If you really want to die, you go ahead. Sleeping in the back is suicide. And staying in one place longer than a week is suicide too. And you should only use your bike, not a truck.

Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing


Where is said food? And a tarp?

Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer


Totally emptied out. Looting happens within days, even hours. Supermarkets and home supply stores are totally empty.

than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside


Like I said, staying in one place longer than a week is suicide. You should never even stay in a place longer than 36 hours, unless you absolutely have to.
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Bumping the thread guys, this was dead on the third page. Have we lost it?

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