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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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bigbrain
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Machete is also nice,cause it's sharp and doesn't need much room to swing.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hrm........something else to tinhk about. Would you be metaly able to stand the strain from an event like this? chances are you would go crazy, unless you are a very head strong person.

bigbrain
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Sure I am!I'm not bigbrain for no reason!

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If you think you are you most likely arn't. You can't actually comprehend wah tit would be like, thinking about it would be very far from reality.

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Step 1: Gather supplies in my house, also let all my animals out.

List:

- Wind up radio
- Metal baseball bat
- Knife
- Matches

Step 2: Go to my Uncle's house (two blocks away), and dispatch him. Kick out the animals too.

Step 3: Move all major supplies to the second/third floor of his house.

List:

-Generator
-Gasoline
-His survival gear
-Other useful nick-nacks.

Step 4: Remove the staircase with an axe.

Step 5: Work with my supplies to build a rope ladder.

Step 6: Occasionally go out of the house, using the rope ladder, and raiding local food sources. Wait out the zombies, they will starve to death or die from the harsh whether in my area. To pass the time, I might start up the generator to use my Uncle's Shortwave CB.

I'm guessing my chances are slim, seeing as I'm only 15.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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It is a desant plan, but you would want to leave eventually. They are never gonna die of starvation, and the weather wont kill them eihter. As for the animals, take them with you. You may want to have something for dinner later on. And don't count on your uncel being alive.

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Yeah, by "Dispatch" did you mean you'd kill him? I don't know what your relationship is with him, but can't you wait till he turns into a zombie? That's kinda messed up.

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Quake, did you even read the first post? 100-1000 people are alive on Earth. That places my uncle with slim chances. If he was alive though, I would not kill him. He is stronger than me, smarter, and has experience with survival stuff.

Skater, I did not have a single part of my plan based on depending on my uncle being alive. In fact, I said I would dispatch him.

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EDIT:

Also Skater, zombies need food too. I am guessing they would not be very successful with walking and moaning, so they would not catch anything other than people. Also, there are few people left. And, the weather were I live can drop to below zero (Fahrenheit) in the winter.

thoadthetoad
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saying that this thread is spam, IS SPAM! I'm sick of that, and no, we are not a chat box. Well, I suppose we are due to this reason FORUMS WERE MADE FOR CHATTING AND DISCUSSION. Don't say otherwise because it has ALWAYS, ALWAYS been that way.

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*Pours water on thoad* Cool your jets man. Yes this isn't spam at all, but No need to go beserk! lol.

Anyways, thoad, Can you post a plan? I mean, yeah We both posted one wayyyyy back, but Now we know more! Just thought it would be fun.

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Alright, I can do that. *cracks fingers*

+++SCENARIO+++

Twas a dark and spoooooky night, and you were out in zombified manhattan by the water catching fish. You caught about ten, and your supplies were: A fishing pole, ten fish, magnum, and a shotgun. Realizing you PROBABLY shouldn't have come out in the REALLY early dawn, you see daybreak coming, but not here. Your base camp is somewhere near 2 miles away, and is found by following the shore. You think you've seen some things in the water, but not really sure (hint hint of a zombie learning to swim :O ).

What do you do?

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Hrm.....i would cast my pole out towards it, and finding it large, would most likely shot it with the gun before it got to close.


And he is what I would do if an outbreak occured.




There i was, it was a normal day for me, chilling and watching cartoons, when a news boliten came on about a virus spreading and turning people to zombies. I ran to the my closet, and grab a sword,(machete which I have) a dagger, and a knive. I allso grab my .22 riffle, and about 100 shells, which i have since ammo is cheap for it. i would go to the shed and grab the crowbar, as well as a camping pack, with a sleeping bag, a flashlight, a cantean for water, a few lighters, and a note book to write in as well as my favorite books. I would then grab my bike, and head to the woods, a little over 5 miles away there are stores not to far from it, so i would be covered there as well. I would build a small shelter out of wood, untill I felt it was safe to head down to the stores. I would then live in the store. Perferable wallmart. i would have alot of things to barricade the entrancees with, food, weapons, and anything else I need.

What you tihnk?

thoadthetoad
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Well, walmart is going to be absolutely FLOODED with survivors at teh origination of an outbreak. With all of the survivors being there, it's also a zombie hotspot. Walmart would be a good place to go in a few weeks. Since I know what plan your talking about, here's mine.

I would have a mental breakdown, considering that I'm both emo and mentally unstable 13 year old angsty person. Since it was the beggining of the outbreak, I would keep my mom close. Considering my house always has about 2 weeks worth of food in the fridge/pantry all the time, my mom and I would barricade windows and doors with everything we could. We would only use electrical appliances that we needed to. I live in a small suburb so it shouldn't be too hard. Since just about ANYTHING could be used as a weapon, I would get: Kitchen knives, neckware, gloves, and thick clothing. Possibly a mask if possible. If my body is completely covered up, it would become less likely for me to get infected when hit/scratched, since the bodies have to be in dirrect contact. After we ran out of food, we would make a break for it when the coast became clear. We would go in our car to the local walmart (biking distance away) and I would set up sound making devices leading to other stores, so the zombies oculd go there. Since zombies cannot climb, I would be able to escape from the air duct with my mother. I would set bear traps and guns would most likely be available from the gun shop inside walmart, considering that this town is very small. There is also a smiths nearby, and I would just use that for food. Traps would most likely also be available inside the hunting section, and I'd set those up near the entrence to the store. Extra barricades would also be in place from the several objects of the walmart. After we ran out, we would try to get to another largely stocked strip mall, and so on. If my mother became a zombie/died any time within this, I would most likely kill myself.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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hrm....I just tohught of this while eating my mashed potatoes...potatoes are good! They can hold for a long time, and ou dont need yto cook them.

P.S. Emo is not good.

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