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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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XVERB
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Uhh i love Zombie games buy hate to break it to you... if zombies are dead how do you explain killing them

sirfrank
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zombies are just as alive as we are execpt they can't really think beyond eat reproduce and eat... but if you shot them in the head they'd stay dead (du'h)

jkmadman1
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wow this forum is getting a lot of posts.

ArmorHero
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If you're not a member, join first. If not, try not to post here with unessential conversation.

sirfrank
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wow this forum is getting a lot of posts.

stop spamming on the boards
skater_kid_who_pwns
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zombies are just as alive as we are execpt they can't really think beyond eat reproduce and eat


Quite false. The corpse is 100% dead. However, the nice little parasite inside the brain is alive. Kill that, and the zombie is no more.

wow this forum is getting a lot of posts.


Over the last year, yes we have.

If you're not a member, join first. If not, try not to post here with unessential conversation.


Your not a member your self yet. ;D

stop spamming on the boards


By regarding his spam with a pointless comment, you have also spammed and cluttered the thread. Good job.
Kasic
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zombies are just as alive as we are execpt they can't really think beyond eat reproduce and


Sigh, I hope you don't seriously believe that there is such a thing as zombies. I might believe that a parasite could override brain functions if it got advanced enough, but that's not really a zombie now is it? No point in this thread continuing, it's pretty pointless.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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No point in this thread continuing, it's pretty pointless.



Honestly, who do you think you are? Do you think you have authority to close down this club? We have been here for OVER A YEAR! If we were going to be clsoed down, it would have happened long ago.

We don't belive in zombies, It's the same as people beliveing in 2012. It could happen, though it most likely will not.
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After a while, the government would evaporate, depending on where the infection started.

The closest thing to a zombie I've seen irl is a type of malaria that can restart the heart of the victim after death, leading to the corpse having muscle twitches for a few hours and beginning to pump blood again.

ArmorHero
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Skater, I posted my plan! Why am I not a member!? D:

sirfrank
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armor hero the plan has to be rated and thoad the toad has to accept you in

Bjiscuit
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armor hero the plan has to be rated and thoad the toad has to accept you in


he knows that lol, hes be here alot longer than you


The closest thing to a zombie I've seen irl is a type of malaria that can restart the heart of the victim after death, leading to the corpse having muscle twitches for a few hours and beginning to pump blood again.


ive actually heard of that... id hate to be the guy examining the body when that happens.
sirfrank
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ive actually heard of that... id hate to be the guy examining the body when that happens.

actually there was a lady who had a disease that if she ever had any emotions she'd pass out and go into a coma and no one could tell if she was dead or not.she was pronounced dead 8 times the first time she woke up in the mourge she stood up and scared the body checker to death(litearaly he died of a heart attack 1 minute later after fainting)
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Obviously my initial reaction would be panic when my family tries to kill/eat me. So I would start by locking myself inside my room. I would then grab my skateboard (yes it�s in my room) and use that as a means of defense as I make my way downstairs. The door to my kitchen is lockable (I have no idea why) and I would lock it to prevent them from entering.
After stocking up on anything I have in my house, I would grab my step-dads metal baseball bat and head to CVS (it�s literally across the street). I would stock up there also and probably hold up there (since they have a pharmacy). And easily barricaded and fortified.
The supplies I would have at CVS should keep me alive for long enough to formulate a new plan and continue on until:
A) The government comes and saves me
B) The government comes and kills me
C) Zombies kill me
D) Any other possible outcome :P


And so you did make a plan....

Well, getting into CVS might be harder then you think. there will be ALOT of others there. And you plan wsa incredible short term. Longer before ilet you in. Then you also need to answer a scanario, which....alt. You make one.

Sir frank.

the first time she woke up in the mourge she stood up and scared the body checker to death


Between the time it takes for a body to be found, and taken to a morgue, it would have died due to lack of water, and food.
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If there is a zombie invasion first things first. if you are lucky enough to have a gun use it! If not chances are the best wepan you will have is a big knife. So first your going to want to find a decent wepan so i would suggest going to a gun store getting enough ammunition and a decent wepan. Next thing you would want to do is get some decent supplies preferably enough to last a month or two. then secure your home board the windows leaving only small cracks make sure theres a hidden exit and destroy or barricade any stairs or ramps that may be leading to doors or near windows. And then if you want eliminate some of the pests make some noise and soon enough they will come limping up then kill them with your wepan.
And when you feel like you have got the skills and supplies maybe search for survivors.

Chance of survival for they day. Good
for the night. Decent
For the week. High
For the month. ok
for the year. decent

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