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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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quakingphear
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Yeah, pretty soon we'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Soon someone'll re-enact the story of Dawn of the Dead.

thoadthetoad
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haha, the thing is, no one seems to like the whole zombie club thing since strongbow left. I miss strongbow, made the club alot more fun. . .

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Strongbow's posts filled like a whole page! It gave us something to tal about! And I still have no more ideas for searios! But i suppose 41 pages is impresive.

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the best weapons for a zombie are an assault rifle and a smooth knife.

also the best way to kill a zombie is to sever the vein in its neck not shoot it.

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are we still on the barn senario? if so, heres what id do, id keep the gun, it might be useful later. looking around, i see a tractor, a sickle, and a rusty pithfork. i run into the barn and grab the pitchfork. i rip the rusty prongs off and rip them into bullet sized peices and load my gun. i grab the sickle, and throw it into the nearest crowd of zombies. i immeadiently fire my gun into the same crowd of zombies. i jump on the tractor and ride over the reamaining zombies. not very real life-ish, but all i could think of.

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oh yeah i want to join the club

the__vampire
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you have to be active and reply to scenarios to become one of the maybes every friday there is a new member so be active

the__vampire
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where did stronge bow go ??and i can try to help with scenarios skater kid

thoadthetoad
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>=(( DON'T POST THAT!!!! If you don't like clubs don't spam HERE!!! GAWD.Stongbow seems to be swamped with work so yeah.

the__vampire
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oh ok the stories where good she should make them and try to publish them or something like that

quakingphear
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Here's one I've been thinking about for awhile. Let's say there's an outbreak, and you got caught with your pants down.
What are your first actions, and think long term. Is the land you live in fertile or arid? Is your house/apartment easily defended? Are there lot's of sealable containers in your house to hold water? How much perishable/non-perishable food do you have on average in your house? Can/have you fired a gun? Are you accurate.
I guess what I'm saying, is what advantages would you have if you had no time to prepare? How prepared are you really for an outbreak if it happened tomorrow? Sort of a semi-comprehensive checklist.

silentclore
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I would take the only gun in my house, and I would take two of every animal and sail to a fertile yet safe island.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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wow, you know it is rather bad now that i thnk baout it. We havent been shoping in Weeks, were basically out of food, our water pipes broke, being fixed. And we havent had rain in months. nad I just target shot my .22 and have to go buy more ammo. lol



Senario!

you were out side farming, i nthe middel of a feild. There was nothing out there but a few tools, a bag of seeds and a watering can............and of course a horde of dead heads. the tools were, a rake, a hoe, and a shovel. You wouldnt be able to run, just saying. better figure something out......there getting closer.

the__vampire
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i would mov in way way in wich will im backing up im going towards my house i would wack a zombie with the shovel if they got to close.
if the shovel broke i would try to use the rake.when i make it to my house i would barracade it and shoot the zombies if they got to close

skater_kid_who_pwns
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well, i said You couldn't run. So that might not work to go.

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