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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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@possible. i didnt see your asnwer to my scenario anywhere. unless the comment was directed at someone else.


No, it was directed at you. My response got deleted. I was wondering if you read it before it got removed.

Bjiscut. His got taken off. I suppose the other half of it was offensive.


Oh, you got it covered. It was hardly offensive. At least I think it wasn't.
EnterOrion
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Was mine accepted or no?

And Possible, destroy my plan please. I can't wait.

Bjiscuit
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ah i thought that was what happened. rats. ill assume its ok..

PossibleInstability
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And Possible, destroy my plan please. I can't wait.


If you insist.

ah i thought that was what happened. rats. ill assume its ok..


Recap:

Get pan (hopefully cast iron)
Go to living room
Hit zombie
Go through door or window
Details about door and window

Well, I live in Spring, Texas, which is just north of Houston.


Thanks?

While that does sound bad


Yeah, you're in Texas.

it's far enough that I wouldn't have 4,000,000 zombies breathing down my neck. More like 20,000.


Only for the near future.

Anyway, the first place I would go is my school.


While magically bypassing all zombies near your house and not getting any supplies, thoughtful.

That might sound insane, but there are literally dozens of defensible locations, 360 degree views, and an extremely dense forest surrounding, with only one entry point.


I don't see schools having "dozens of defensible positions". Most places have 360 views, they're called roofs. Dense forest surrounding it. Great, now you can't see zombies or other survivors until they're on top of you. No. your school have more than one entry, that is a complete lie. Overall a poor choice of location.

I would get there via my dad's car, a 2008 Nissan Sentra, which is fast, has 32.0 MPG, and can carry around a lot.


Not the ideal vehicle but I guess it's all you have for the moment.

I wouldn't bring a lot of food, as I don't have much.


That's not that great. At least you didn't lie.

I would bring my lawnmower, computer, my mom's 12 gauge shotgun (no ammo), and some extra supplies.


Lawnmower - Useless (Will expand later)
Computer - Going to be useless in the very near future.
12 Gauge - Not a good weapon in the first place. With no ammo it's less useful than a baseball bat.
Supplies - Expand please.

Once I got to my school, I would immediately board up any and all downstairs windows, and smash out all of the top ones.


There's no metal reinforcing bar? Anyways, your lack of tools and the fact that the doors are not wood will make this very hard.

There is a ledge on the roof, which is 10 feet or so to the top of the building and has 8 or so windows around it, which are connected to the main hallway on the second floor and 4 or 5 class rooms.


I think I understand?

I would board up the hallway side, and leave the classrooms alone.


Are you saying you're sitting on the ledge?

After all of this, I would barricade the entrance to the entire area as soon as possible, and begin venturing outside for more supplies.


You can't explore after locking yourself in.

So, you're stuck on the roof of your school with no food or weapons while surrounded by a forest? That's not a survival plan, that's a death trap.

Follow up

Over a thousand desks and then large lunch tables. That also makes up all of my metal supply as well.


What are you going to do? Punch them apart?

Ladders leading to the roof. A couple of them. Assuming zombies can't climb ladders.
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No, they can't.

No. 12 gauge shotguns are big. I can use it for a variety of reasons. A hammer, a melee weapon, stuff like that. And if I get some ammo, zombies heads will start to become pulp.


It wouldn't work as a hammer. It wouldn't be a great melee weapon, you can find much better. You aren't finding shells at your school and even if you did it's a horrible choice of weapon.

Generators. Lawnmowers can make awesome makeshift generators.

And my computer because I don't want to go insane with the horribly slow computers at school.


I want to know how this is done and where you will find the materials to do it and the gas to keep the lawnmower running. Also, forget the computer. No power, no internet, no time.

Other than the entrance, there's a lot of 'offroad' spaces around here to get there. But I won't argue.


Yeah, and you're driving a Sentra.

I am NOT walking, which would be my only other option.


Get a bike, I'm sure you or a neighbor has one.

There, are you happy now?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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There, are you happy now?


Probably not.
HoodHulk58
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Replace fire, with PI......and were good.

Oh i didnt know that P.I was like skater and thoad

So skater, P.I. you guys havent made a scenario recently...lets see one yours, i wanna try to answer it with minor mistakes and errors, and cause yours are always detailed and stuff i think im ready to put my edited response skillz to the test skater, P.I... So how bout it then? =3

also would help for the new guys who have joind so yall can decide better on who joins or not?
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There, are you happy now?


Probably not.


Wrong! I am happy now. I quite enjoyed it.
PossibleInstability
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Wrong! I am happy now. I quite enjoyed it.


No matter how much you kiss my a*s you're not getting in. I want to see a revision of this plan posted in this thread by 24:00 GMT. Have you got that recruit?
EnterOrion
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No matter how much you kiss my a*s you're not getting in.


Oh, I'm not kissing your a*s. Quite the contrary.

Have you got that recruit?


No.
PossibleInstability
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Oh, I'm not kissing your a*s. Quite the contrary.


Good to hear.

No.


How unfortunate.
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Sorry I've been gone for a while would any one mind looking at my plan?

And someone needs to make a new scenario.

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Sorry I've been gone for a while would any one mind looking at my plan?


Where is it? I could offer some insight. I'm new here but feel that I have a fairly good grasp on the concept of zombie survival.
HoodHulk58
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I'm new here but feel that I have a fairly good grasp on the concept of zombie survival.

Well how bout it then...lets see how'd you escape your house in a self explained scenario.
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Well, first I would go to the garage and get some extra gas my dad has for his motor bikes. I would pour it on myself, light myself up and run out the front door. All the zombies would back away due to the commonly known rule "Zombies can't catch you if you're on fire". I would just keep repeating this. So, am I in?

HoodHulk58
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Well, first I would go to the garage and get some extra gas my dad has for his motor bikes. I would pour it on myself, light myself up and run out the front door. All the zombies would back away due to the commonly known rule "Zombies can't catch you if you're on fire". I would just keep repeating this. So, am I in?


I'm not a higher up yet like Skater, P.I, and Thoad...but i think no cause unless you have a fire prove suit...then your dead from intese burns and loss of blood
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