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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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DefinitelyCrazy
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my bad y = 48 would be velocity and then a = 0.

sorry really tired totally forgot about y=48km/h is position.




Also, all equations use m/s not km/h which will drastically reduce the final result.
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You're in a small supermarket in a shabby suburb at night the time is 10pm, the supermarket has a 20 space carpark outside (the only car there is yours) as soon as you get in the front door, you notice there are 5 checkouts but only 1 attendant (female), you go there to buy some small items (such as bread, milk, sugar etc) you are at the far end of the supermarket looking at a small rack of cds.You then hear a women scream, and a loud thud, but soon after you hear a munching sound.The only things around are some cheap baseball bats, a department of frozen meats, and some canned food. There is a 'employees only' door which is locked. WHAT DO YOU DO????????????


Hmmm... if its only 1 zombie then i'd take a couple B-ball bats (in case one broke since they are cheap.. And knock its head off. Also if its only 1 then i could easily sneak around it without bringin attention to myself and killing it.

but if its multiple zombies then i'd try to knock down the employees only door. if that brings attention to myself then i'd engage them with throughing canned food, and (hopefuly) distract them with throwing unwrapped raw meat at them. Then try to make my escape through an emergency exit or out the front entrance.
jond
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I think there would only be one zombie..

skater_kid_who_pwns
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thorwing meat to them will not work. They are zombies. They want your flesh. Theres more, and you taste better.

The fun thing with this scenario. YOu odn't know the amount of zombies.

Alos, your not gonna be able to knock the door down by shoulder ramming it.

choazmachine
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OK, I've a twist:

What do you think you should do in this scenario: (?)

Scenario A:

-> T.V man reports, "Yes, they are indeed crazed cannibals... blah blah... lock all door and seal all entrances and exits and the such... windows.... it's like straight out of a zombie flick!"

You are in a condo, 10th floor of 10 floors. You have been notified by the clerk that angry and lunatic people are trying to break in. You look out your window and see people running from all directions to the entrance to the condos. You remember amongst all your clouded thoughts that a man was sick next door. His door faces yours just 5 feet across the hall... you hear his door open....

You run to your dresser and pull out your Colt. It has 17 bullets total and 5 in the clip. You tie an LED flashlight to it's side and aim at your door.
Now you...

(Here I will tell you if your idea of what to do next cost your life or let you live.)

EnterOrion
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Alos, your not gonna be able to knock the door down by shoulder ramming it.


Who ever said you shoulder ram a door? Kicking it is far less hazardous to you. Also, this door is highly unlikely to have anything beyond the knob lock. There isn't any probable cause to have something like that.
choazmachine
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There isn't any probable cause to have something like that.


A porno stash: Super Dead Lock with Auto Turrets

Be careful of those!

XD
swords_ma136
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Okay i would walk slowly very quietly trying to hear sounds for the neighbor who if zombified i would kill quietly try to secure the rest of the level and block the fire exit since the elevator would not be able to be used be zombies. then when i ran out of food or something i would repeat the steps from floor 10 until i reached floor 2 then i would wait until the zombies cleared out and then make a run to the nearest large forest and live off nature.

DefinitelyCrazy
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Now you...


Place gun in mouth. Pull trigger. Go to Oz. Bring back souvenirs.
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Scenario...

Your at a friend's house, you've spent the night over there and while you guys were watching TV the next morning, the both of you get hungry and stop the channel surfing on the news. You head into the kitchen and hear that a man is talking about a horrible tragity but you pay no mind and ever since last night you've heard random crashes and screams.

At the house there is you, your friend, and his mom, your all in the kitchen on a saturday so his mom doesn't need to go to work. His mom asks you to go into the basement to get a few things (bread, peanut butter, sugar etc.) you hapily agree and goto the basement while your down there you here a huge slam and a scream and you can hear a large stuggle comeing from up stairs. you head up the stairs about half way and your friend runs in shutting the door while he strugggles to lock the door. you try to find out whats going on he tells you that 6 people broke in and tryed to bite him but he got away by hitting the guy in the head with a pan his mother was killed and he has no idea on how to get out cause thers only one exit.

Items in the Basement:
Stored food (canned food, bread, honey buns, chips,)
A an almost empty lighter (about 31\\2 left)
Few power tools (screw drive, electric drill)
A leaf blower, a few cans of deasil fluid.
A old baseball bat and a rusty old trench knife.
Wooden planks, nails but no hammer.

Now maybe this might seem like a easy scenario but the thing is...from the idea of the news this is an epidemic so there's more then likely that those 6 zombies arent going to leave, in fact their will be more now that your position has been blown...from the looks of the door you dont have much time so you have to act fast Whats your plan of escape?

EnterOrion
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I have a question:

When am I going to be officially in or out?

DefinitelyCrazy
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When am I going to be officially in or out?


Well seeing as you never revised your plan, no time soon. I wasn't joking.
DefinitelyCrazy
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Also, Hood, you overlooked the facts that most basements have outside doors.

EnterOrion
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Well seeing as you never revised your plan, no time soon. I wasn't joking.


Mhm, right.

Revise plan.

You mean rewrite it, right?

Seeing as Skater did a bit of his own reading over, and didn't shred every letter. Yeah.
HoodHulk58
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Also, Hood, you overlooked the facts that most basements have outside doors.


Actually maybe most do but their are people who have basements that only have one entrance and exit...this happens to be one of those plus my friend has a basement that only has one way in and out.
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