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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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i veiw this as another flame thread, as it really has nothing to talk about other than those making fun of christianity.

Bjiscuit
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i veiw this as another flame thread, as it really has nothing to talk about other than those making fun of christianity.


woa woa woa, i posted this in the "I am jesus ^^PROOF^^" thread... why did it post here....
DefinitelyCrazy
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I wrote a nice little couplet to help clarify the situation.

Your plan was s*it
Get over it

skater_kid_who_pwns
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4.i'm making a zombie video game.


1. I speak for everyone when I say I don't care.
2. Makeing, and having an idea, are diffrent things.
3. You don't have the money needed.
4. You don't have the skill needed.
5. Didn't you leave at some point?



Alright kiddies listen. The parastie does not need the hosts heart to function, so the blood will clot, meaning your not getting a seringe filled of it. Next, when they bite you, a parastie goes with the bite....meaning you die.
DefinitelyCrazy
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I thought it was decided that no matter what he did Lathus was not allowed in the club. Am I confusing him with someone else?

SilentQ
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Virus compared to poison... not possible. poison doesnt replicate itself to spread, virus's do. Poison is not a living organism, A virus/parasite is. Also, if the virus is spread by biting/any zombie material entering your body. then injecting yourself is just like being bitten.


Poisons can work in a number of different ways: they can act like enzymes and screw up the balance of chemicals within a body, or they can attack individual cells and kill them. Like an article I read put it: "Basically, they encourage the body to digest itself."

Anyways, this CAN be compared to a virus/parasite, as if you inject one or very few parasites, they won't be able to destroy cell tissue (in this case, brain tissue?) as fast as they would if they had 100s or 1000s. Since it wouldn't be instantaneous, it gives the body more time to adapt to the virus/parasite. Just like how the more poison you inject into your system the more chance of your death. And just something else for you: the word 'virus' came from the Latin word 'virus' which meant poison.

And we've already established that the plan was well to risky, so just move on, yes?

From what I've gathered, once the parasite infects the host, it will make it's way to the brain. At the brain it will then reproduce and destroy/replace the brain tissue, giving the zombie it's tendencies to attack all moving things, correct?

Oh, and I finally I went through the trouble of skimming through some more pages (previously I had skimmed only 10, now it's more like 20~), and found that we're supposed to make a plan in response to a previously posted scenario, so anybody wanna direct me to one?
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i am a nazi zombie veteran i made it to round 32 with 1445 kills so sign me up i am training in matial arts atm im a first degree orange belt!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I thought it was decided that no matter what he did Lathus was not allowed in the club. Am I confusing him with someone else?


I'm pretty sure that was him? I'm not sure though....

i am a nazi zombie veteran i made it to round 32 with 1445 kills so sign me up i am training in matial arts atm im a first degree orange belt!


Nazi zombies is unrealistic, and stupid. Your not gonna karate chop a zombie.
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i will have a ak,rpg,shot gun,sniper,greneades,.351 magnium,my buddys,flame thrower,claymores,sentry guns!!!!!!!!!!AINT NO ZOMBIES COMING IN THIS JOINT

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Make a plan, read the thread title, follow the directions, and don't act like you're an instant zombie survival master because you have a Nazi Zombies record lower than my and my cousins' by 7 rounds and like 500 kills and you're somewhat skilled in a type of CQB that'll be totally useless in a Goliath apocalypse. Then you might have a chance if you ask really nicely and use good grammar.

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[i]Nazi zombies is unrealistic, and stupid. Your not gonna karate chop a zombie.
well lets see here............ I KNOW KARATE CHOP IS URBAN LEGEND AND WHOEVER AWENSERD LAST IT DOESNT MATTER IF I USE PROPER GRAMMAR

TrayDogenzaka
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It kinda does, dude. Without proper grammar, then we can't understand you.

i will have a ak,rpg,shot gun,sniper,greneades,.351 magnium,my buddys,flame thrower,claymores,sentry guns!!!!!!!!!!AINT NO ZOMBIES COMING IN THIS JOINT


Answer this for me. Where would you find any kind of AK? How about an RPG? Do you have a shotgun or a sniper rifle, OR grenades? If I'm correct, it's .357, not .351, I don't think flame throwers would be very good, claymores wouldn't help, and sentry guns would shoot at you too, friend.

I think the only thing in there that was even moderately correct, was your "buddies" and I'm not quite sure you have any.

Read page 144, and page one, on how to join, and then repost your plan and your response to a scenario, and someone like Skate and DC will check it out for you.

lolnazi zombies.
gregzilla824
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my story

It was a warm spring day May 14th,2010 i got out of the truck i was on a hunting trip with 3 of my army friends going to virginia hunting deer

DAY1


Ok were here.the gunny sarge said.You sure?said pvt.Im sure.said gunny.We missed the turn 30mi ago.said the corpral.I saw a town 10mi back lets see if this is a good place to hunt.i said.


2nd HOUR

Woah WTF hapend here.said gunny.It was Maxville It was too forsaken because we passed through it but we saw cops zooming by.I dont like this.said pvt.I sont think anyone does pvt.Said gunny in a scared tone.

THE DISCOVERY

I turned on the radio and the president said that H1N1 mutated and turned people un dead.OH MY EFFIN GOD!!!!!I said.I got the .44 colts and M4 A1s

THE ENCOUNTER

Pvt and Corpral sat in the back Gunny and I sat up front.The car stopped.Why we stop sarge.said private in a scared way.I see someone in the road.said sarge.oh crap i mutterd to my self.pvt got out and confronted the person.Can i help?said pvt.the mysterious person turned atound to show blood on her face.pvt pulled out his m4a1,but too late the person grabbed him and bit his head.UR GONNA DIE U FRMALE DOG!!!!said gunny.He pulled out his m4a1 and killed the zombie

[b]PART II COMING TOMMORROW

TrayDogenzaka
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Greg, I think that would be much better in the art section, since it's a story. I also think I can speak for everyone when I say I didn't understand a word of that exept for "This is my story".

=/

gregzilla824
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TEASER FOR PART 2

We walked over to pvt's dead body and i pulled off his dog tags.For some reason pvt wore his dog tags everywherewe took his ammo and burried him

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