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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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ComradeWolf
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Good thinking. But remember, since we are playing the part as a monk, You would be Physically trained and able to run very fast, since Buddhist Monks have Physical exercise in their routines. So, you could probably outrun a zombie anyways. On the other hand, they may close off the exits on you. However, I found another solution. See if there is any rocks around, just a fist sized one, and hide behind something so your not spotted, and throw the rock at the gong as hard as you could. It should make the sound, and you won't be spotted as easily. Then just bolt off as the Zombies are confused about the sound.
Even though Zombies don't really think or have curiosity as the Goliath ones are, they still act on instinct. So they will investigate things.

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A few things:

Thing the first: OW. These:
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REALLY FREAKING HURT MY EYES.
If you're goign to do something like a map, please just use paint and the line/circle/paint bucket tool? It takes about as long as that and with the line/circle/paint bucket tool and the text tool, you really don't need much else. If you don't have paint I suggest using this: Iscribble, just use a screenshot by pressing print screen.

Thing the 2nd: If I was a mod I would have deleted about 10 pages of spam from the recent 15. Please make sure that you have at least a paragraph of speech before you post.

Thing the 3rd: USE MOAR OF THESE: Hunger, EVZ, Alcotis-blahblahblah. If you want to submit one to the list, either comment my AG profile or e-mail it to Thoadthetoad@yahoo.com, or get a dA account and message me there, that's where I'll more than likely see it.

Thing the 4th: STOP, mormon time.

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Since this thread sort of died, allow me to spruce it up a bit. By taking a picture from the Arts section and adding the words "Zombie Apocalypse" I have created a brand new picture that is much more HARDCORE and INTENSE. Without further ado, I present to you "My Life: Zombie Apocalypse".

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj287/CrazyBiker/1263873748218-1.jpg

EnterOrion
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Done.

http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz40/EyesoftheSky_2009/Yourlife-ZombieApocalypse.png?t=1263956124

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http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee344/Ethzoid/Zombies.jpg


Yeeaah... not used to paint, used to GIMP

EnterOrion
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Biscuit, try using letters . . . Lol.

DefinitelyCrazy
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And don't use spray paint to write. You aren't black.

Bjiscuit
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I said i wasn't used to paint dam* it

thoadthetoad
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POssible Insanity, very nice. Though you should ttly put a new thread in the art section.

EnterOrion
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This thread is dying faster than a zed with it's head blown off.

Well, not that quick, but it's dying.

We need new features. Thoughts, Thoad? Scenarios and plans are getting old that we're more or less dealing with a picture to draw out. It sure is cool though.

But still.

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POssible Insanity, very nice. Though you should ttly put a new thread in the art section.


Yeah, getting there. The old one needs to be locked first, then it will get posted.
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My plan:

pack some warm clothes, plenty of food, plenty of water and take a long hand weapon(a baseball bat, metal pole etc.) to be able to push the zombaies back if they get to close. i would then make my way as silent and as swiftly as possible to my friends house and grab his dads guns(2 handguns, a rifle and a machine gun) and if he still has them, a nade belt. after that i would take the keys to his range rover and make my way to a house with a private boat and steal it. after that i would go to a secluded island(killing any zombies at any point in my journey) and take any resources from the local inhabitants(after killing them) and when my resources run low i will journey back to the mainland and as quietly and as swiftly as i can i will take all the food, water, ammo, weapons and toold i need to survive and go back to the island. and repeat everytime my resources are low.

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pack some warm clothes, plenty of food, plenty of water and take a long hand weapon(a baseball bat, metal pole etc.) to be able to push the zombaies back if they get to close. i would then make my way as silent and as swiftly as possible to my friends house and grab his dads guns(2 handguns, a rifle and a machine gun) and if he still has them, a nade belt. after that i would take the keys to his range rover and make my way to a house with a private boat and steal it. after that i would go to a secluded island(killing any zombies at any point in my journey) and take any resources from the local inhabitants(after killing them) and when my resources run low i will journey back to the mainland and as quietly and as swiftly as i can i will take all the food, water, ammo, weapons and toold i need to survive and go back to the island. and repeat everytime my resources are low.


Cool! I get to do a play-by-play

Now then *ahem*:
pack some warm clothes, plenty of food, plenty of water and take a long hand weapon(a baseball bat, metal pole etc.) to be able to push the zombies back if they get to close

I like how you were specific about your clothes! I think I would prefer warm clothes than anything, because if it gets hot, who gives a shit if you get naked? Sure it's less protection, but a bite can get through clothes anyway. A baseball bat would be good as a temporary weapon, but I recommend something that can get to the brain. IF you live by a farm, I'd say a pitchfork. This isn't necessary though, but it's preferred.

i would then make my way as silent and as swiftly as possible to my friends house and grab his dads guns(2 handguns, a rifle and a machine gun) and if he still has them, a nade belt.

IT's good to have guns, but unless your neighboor was an idiot, or a base infection, the guns would definetly not be there. I also find it extremely hard to beleive he has a nade belt. Those kind of things will fuck you up anyway, so you don't wanna use them even if you have them. Generally because they'll attract every single one within earshot of a huge blast, and You'll prbably get shrapnel in you. Through frags.

the keys to his range rover

Again, most likely gone.
The boat would also be gone...

also, killing the inhabitants of an island is a good way to get yourself killed!Repeating will only last you for about a year. Stuff goes bad and you'll more than likely be out of stuff.

By the way, what is this small island? If you can point it out on a map for me, I'll be happy to let you go there for your plan.
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after killing them


You wouldn't be psychologically capable of killing more than one or two people at a time, unless you've done it before. Senseless killing wreaks havoc on ones psychological self being. People who have killed in the lines of duty, i.e. getting attacked and FORCED to kill them, including soldiers, cops, and average people, were scarred for life from it. You'd be puking your guts up for a while after slaughtering the inhabitants of an island.

Unless you happen to be a psychopath, in which case, go right ahead.
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Unless you happen to be a psychopath, in which case, go right ahead.


Heck yes!!

Honestly on that factor, if i knew they were zombies it'd be no problem killing them, but if its family, then honestly, even I would have problems pulling the trigger.
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