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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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quakingphear
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Here's a corny Haloween scenario. You are in a store trying to get supplies. All of a sudden a moan eminates from behind the counter. It's a zombie in a clown suit!!! And just behind you is one dresssed as a pirate!! Good heavens! For some reason or another you have no weapons. The closest thing that comes to hand is a bag full of candy corn, and another filled with stale Twizzlers. What do you do?

saphyr
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I'm don't in the club ...
bouhouu

slliM
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Can i join?

Btw i have an answer for your corny Halloween scenario.
Since most stores have shelves that can be knocked over, I knock over a shelf and grab the candy corn. Since candy corn lasts a good long while and does not have to be cooked i will be able to eat it later.most likely from the force of the fall some wood will break off the shelf, i will grab it and use it for defense.If none breaks off i can jog faster than zombies can walk.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, zeroskater, gun stores are bad. Also, the virus willspread quickly so it is a good bet that your friends and there family will be dead. It would be best to barricade your house, and stay there for a week minimum. From there, i would suggest heading out, checking houses, and finding a store. As for boats, they are good, for living on in the middel of a lake. Your chances of runing out of fuel in the ocean ar very great, and you could die out there. As for the radio, all power is gonna be out, so you wouldn't be able to send out many transmissons.



As for the senario, I would take candy corn, and tear it open and pour it onto the floor. i would grab the twizzelers, to keep for later, and while they sliped on the candy corn run away! lol



sllim

If you wanna join, make a plan of were you would go and such. Then awsner to senarios, and we will see if your worthy.

thoadthetoad
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yes, slim, you seem like a good candidate. As for saphyr, I'm not sure whether or not your gonna get in, on account of you bad grammar and spammish type of behavior.

thoadthetoad
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*gasp* 3rd page!!! I will NOT allow this club to die once again! Onward survivors, and survive the apocolypse that is Goliath Syndrome! Burn the houses, raid the stores! Find it in your heart to not let this thread die once again!
How'd that pep-talk help guys?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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*hides under bed*

You scared me thoad.......and i thought zombies were heartless, just becuse i WENT TO SLEEP Dosn't mean you can yell at me for it!



hehe

thoadthetoad
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lolz, your not a zombie are you? unless your ROB zombie of course. . .lolz

skater_kid_who_pwns
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THOAD! MAKE A ZOMBIE ARMATURE! DO IT NOW!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Holy cow, third page again!?! Are me and thoad the only ones that care now?



Thoad, if you got a boat, in a lake, could you live on it? Yeah, I know you would have to leave to get supplies, but i mean they wouldnt be able to get to you.

slliM
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Ok, sorry for not posting back.
Im currently working on my zombie plan.
I think its pretty good.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, just make sure not to include things you would have to SUPER lucky to stumble apon, such as a random ak-47 in a tree, or a magiacl unicorn who brings you a magic picnic basket for examle.


(though that would be quite awsome)

slliM
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magiacl unicorn who brings you a magic picnic basket for examle.


Ok i will try my hardest not to stumble upon magic elves that have zombie slaying skills.
thoadthetoad
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lol but seriously, it would be very unlikely that someone would leave a house without a gun, so there's such a little possibility. As for the AK-47, unless your in middle east terrorist (no offense to the middle easterns on here), I doubt you'll find any AK-47's. Especially since the U.S. military doesn't really like AK-47's as they do the M9 series of guns.

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Yeah, unless you have no guns. It is very possible that ALOT of people dont.


Wait...........age..........does age effect zombies? I mean if my 70 year old neiborghs got turned into zombies, would they be as nimbel as the rest?

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