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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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ArmorHero
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That's terrible slliM! When I write something large, I write it on Word or Notepad, that way if it doesn't post, you have it there to copy!

thoadthetoad
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lol, that happens a couple of times to me, but I just crap out on it.

slliM
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I don't think I'm gonna re-do it today.

I'll probably do it tomorrow.

So, stay tuned folks!

(Hint: these zombies are pretty smart.)
(I'm so mean!)

theone99
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any updates?

thoadthetoad
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well, I made a different virus for you veterans looking for a challenge, look back a couple of pages.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok thoad, just a few questions. So they can not spread the dieseis, so once the alive ones are dead, there dead. Well.........still sounds hard....

thoadthetoad
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yep, the G-virus is a cureable infection, but remember, there are still Goliath Zombies out there!
P.S. the G-virus mutants are mainly in the Asian territories.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, if they STAY in asia I will be fine.... o by the way I thought you would all like to know that this club was started on, and is still going sinceeee.


*start drum role*

Posted Jul 13, '08 at 1:34am


WOW! I KNOW!

theone99
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Well,hmmm i would go to the hottet place in the world an camp out there,disease's and infections are al taken down my heat.

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Well the one, your "heat" idea is bad for you as well. The hottest place, (the desert) Would cook you laive, and you would need a great deal more water which you wouldnt have alot of out there.

slliM
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SCENARIO TIME!!!

The outbreak has not been recognized yet by untrained human eyes. Your walking down the street with no weapon and spot 5 people walking down the street, not walking limping, and moaning oddly.Since your eye is untrained, you do not notice what they are about to do until when it happens. A zombies is 3 inches away from your neck by the time you realize its gonna try and eat you. Solve this problem or.... YOU FAIL!

slliM
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So..... no one wants to answer my scenario today?

Ok.

I'll take it.

thoadthetoad
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lol, no, it's just that you seemed to post it in a time that not people are on.
Since I have amazing dodging abilities (srsly, I do), I'd probably just dodge it and run like hell. . . .problem solved?
P.S. This is the best zombie comic ever (WARNING Contains Blood, Gore, and Cussing.)
Brain Dead

ArmorHero
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It was VERY funny! I literally lol'd! . I updated the sign-up...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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The outbreak has not been recognized yet by untrained human eyes. Your walking down the street with no weapon and spot 5 people walking down the street, not walking limping, and moaning oddly.Since your eye is untrained, you do not notice what they are about to do until when it happens. A zombies is 3 inches away from your neck by the time you realize its gonna try and eat you. Solve this problem or.... YOU FAIL!


Ok, I have pretty fast relexes when it comes to fighting and stuff, and i skate which you need to be quick thinking for, I would most likely side step and elbow smash it in the back of the haed......then run!
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