This is not the first time writing stroies but this is the first time without bad words and such. and all my stories are RANDOMRANDOM i would make it bigger but i cant and this is all in 1 day so on to the story... ------------------------------------------------------------ Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"DAMN!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Ill put something new everyday but here is the other part. At the end ill put the entire story together. ------------------------------------------------------------ With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
I understood it after reading it twice.
Pretty funny. I laughed the most at this:
As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
All the questions that you ask will not be answered because i have not thought of an answer yet but maybe i wil answer it after i take a shower which i will do like in 5 mins so get ready!
7:00 A.M. Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"****!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 7:15 A.M. With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!! 7:47 A.M. As Bob kept yelling about his wallet, a zombie took notice to him. Other zombies started to notice and soon, Bob was surrounded. Bob turned around to see all the zombies getting ready to eat him but [b]suddenly someone yelled "I cant take this life anymore1" and blew up and it was Bob but it wasnt really Bob, it was some rich emo kid that can buy explosives and Bob took out his magical sword and started killing zombies. He knew he was out matched so he put the one ring and became invisible. He ran as fast as he could to get away, but it was no use. The dragon king or what ever came after him. Bob took our his magical bow that shot rainbows and fairies and shot the dude right into the eye and a magical rainbow appeared and there were unicorns and fairies and other magical stuff and everyone lived happily ever after until he noticed there was something there. He saw the zombies ganging up on him and he knew what to do...
