I'd rather be married to a cow. That way when I kill it it'll be tasty nom noms beef. Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice, or a glass of tabasco sauce?
ummm...maybe i should post later once this isn't the question...since i already started answering i guess i would be chased, i cant swim, i would die fast. would you rather have to watch little kids shows(like wow wow wubzy{yeah i have little siblings} or watch old people shows{like early movies, early black and white even{still silent}????