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I mean not the only one.
Lol.

At least you got to see a kewl explosion!

While bungee jumping I got the cord wrapped around my neck and am strangling!

At least you know what its like to be hanged.

Babies are being slaughtered all across the nation and in places like Ireland where it is illegal people simply hop the border to have the life ripped out of them.

Hey, think of all the dead baby jokes people will make.

After painstakingly placing mood candles in every corner and on every counter, shelf, and and every other flat surface imaginable, just to please your date, your house catches fire just as she enters the driveway. You both got away unscathed, but now where will you live?

You just got a sweet date that's also going to pity you. Awesome.

You realize your time is up when the Mafia mistakes you for one of its hits.

but you've lived a horrible life, so its good to die

OMG!!!!!!!!im being chased by a car with a spiked bummper!

You get hit, but at least your feet won't bother you anymore. Thats because they are lying next to you.

You are drowning.

But you're very thirsty!

You're house was foreclosed.

living off the earth like man's supposed to Duuude. (-hippy)

my head exploded and i have 3 seconds to live

You always were an adreniline junkie

You're girlfriend pushes you out the back of a pickup truck and you're fading fast *Chris Henry cough cough*

You are drunk and don't feel a thing.

You are driving and suddenly you hit a moose.

Well, at least you're in a smart car and you go between his legs!

I am being strangled by Morgan Freeman.

at least you get to meet someone new!

i am surrounded by people with guns ready to shoot me!!!

You feel like you're in an action movie

You got an STD..

No more virginity.

You ride your motorcycle into barbed wire, cutting you in half.