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I would never want to make a country, because I couldn't handle all of the work trying to make it. People don't realize that the president doesn't just sit in his office all day doing nothing. There is a lot of work to be a president/ diplomat/ leader. Believe me, I still hate bush, though.

I would make my country whistler so that I could have awesome mountain biking in the summer and awesome skiing in the winter and would wage war on other awesome skiing and mountain biking places where we would have a big tournament and whoever wins gets the spot.

I still hate bush, though.

Meh. I live in Texas. We are the only state that can secede from the union, as we have our own pledge and constitution. I wish Texas were it's own country, with Kinky Friedman as our president.

The Plan!
Okay, I'd find this HUGE rock, then dig a giant hole and a series of tunnels underneath. Then after a my tunnel network is complete, I'd declare independance from the rest of the world!
How would I defend myself, you ask?
I would recruit my Mole/Earth Worm neighbors and I'd have an army of elite fighters in no time.
WAR: My Ultimate Defence!!!
You are standing with your modern military rifle, my Mole Assasins jump out of invisible holes in the ground by the hundreds and start biting you. You shoot and shake them off eh? Now for the real attack. I, and any humans who wish to live in the super-awesome-tunnels-of-awesomeness, aided by our Earth Worm companions, pop out and use rocks to defeat you while the second wave of Mole Assasins commence their attack! You die, or run, we wouldn't kill, even in war.
Plus, we'd dig under your buildings/tanks/troops/whatever and then make our tunnels in that area collapse, boom, we win.

Plan Complete o_O

my country would be called Shrejoyrz, 50% of the population would be hippies and like America it would have some really cold AWESOME place up north and some warmer place south.


Yay ice cream (yes that's random)