haha I would like to have an anaconda protect me on command but hey, we all can dream. Also, why did you have to bring that pic of the tarantula up. o_o(shrinks in terror)
AARGHHHHHHHH!!!OMFG!!HOLY MOTHER FUC**** SH**!!!You scared the brain out of me!It's not funny man!I almost had a hearth attack,dude!Don't do that any more!!