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mattt15
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Write down your favorite jokes here
This is mines:
A man is driving in the highwaysand sees a weird sign that says drive quickly, we exchanged a empty cemetery for a hospital.

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__Michael__
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that was really funny gamezboy123. :P lol!

__Michael__
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Any idiots in the room? Please stand up..



âIf there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand upâ said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. âNow then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?â enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

âWell, actually I donât,â said the student, âbut I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.â

__Michael__
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Mistakes


If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...

If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation...
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...

If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...

If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...

If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake......

firetail_madness
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lol, the last statement was funny!

"If our boss makes a mistake, it is our mistake..."

armor_warrior
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nice one about the mistakes _michael_

ALUKARD1
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knock knock
whos there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe Momma!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

armor_warrior
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Peasant

um that was cool.(sarcastic tone)

__Michael__
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Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

jani140
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michael that was not very goo joke

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