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L337
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What is Master Chief´s real name?

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infernacron
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NO!
his name is frickin' leslie!!!
XD!

drakokirby
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Master Chief Petty Officer John-117. The whole name right their. I have just saved you about another 3 pages of spam.

Talyc
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But I wanna read the 3 extra pages. :C

And everyone knows he's the mutant child offspring of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

Klaushouse
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Name, John. Full name Master Chief Petty Officer John 117.
Born and raised on Eridanus II, where he was kidnapped by the military at age 6 and replaced by a clone for the top secret spartan II program. To replace last names the subjects are given numbers, 117 was John's. He had brown hair if you wanted to know.

I read the books.
But they were so gooooood.

justgotpwned
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No it's chad johnson. duh...

Bogga1314
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his name is probably Rambo, would make sense....

Bogga1314
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ahah that does make sense, cause you all say his name was John-117,
well Rambo's name was John Rambo,
therefore....John Rambo-117

darkd00m
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His name is John, if you beat the game, cortana will say His name, which is John.

Trumpetfury
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wow. this hits me hard. i thought it was Billy Bob Joe the Milkman. wow. Im gonna have to change my plans for life...

pHacon
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Unnecessary necro is unnecessary...

Why did you go and have to post in this?
Why does nobody look at the timestamps!?!?

*brain implodes*

knight_34
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We have more lazier people these days.

We must destroy this sloth habit before it goes out of hand. No, not really.

Though people need to look at those timestamps!

CommanderDude7
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I always thought his name was something cooler than John. Then this thread rose from the dead and showed me it was just John.

themantschkin
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i think its: Sergeant First Class MAX FIGHTMASTER


PS: this guy really exists

Trumpetfury
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oh dang, sorry, didnt look at the timestamp thingys, i just post in the the recent post thing, and this showed up.... wooopps! xD

ColdSword
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The guys real name is john - 117

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