I had a garage sell today. Ever notice how its one letter from garbage sell? Who wants to come buy all my close I've outgrown and all the action figures with missing parts I lost when I was 8?
Hah, I remember a story my dad told me about when he and my grandpa went to a garage sale, it's hilarious.
Alright, so my dad and Grandpa went to see this yard sale, and while they were in the car, my grandpa said something my dad couldn't understand. My grandpa speaks Hungarian sometimes, so that was probably what he was saying. Then this terrible smell came into the car, and my grandpa kept trying to say something. Finally, my grandpa remembered that we don't know hungarian, and said what he was trying to say in hungarian, but in english. "I shit." He said. So my dad starts driving back home, so grandpa can get all cleaned up, but then my grandpa told my dad he still wanted to go to the yard sale.