Errr.. thanks Graham I just about worked it out. Got a bit of a shock at first when I just glanced at it.
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it." He said, "How long have you had it?" I said, "I don't know... my calendar has no sevens on it."
Kinda running low on steven wright jokes oh well will Bill Hicks do?