What else should I be? all apologies... sorry I love your name and you have a good rank/posts 9.314/10 very active recently.
"A Frenchman tried to commit suicide. To be thorough he went to the top of a cliff, tied a rope round his neck, drank some poison, set himself on fire and then shot himself. The bullet missed and, as he jumped from the cliff, cut the rope. He fell int...o the water putting out the fire and the shock made him vomit up the water. He was rushed to hospital and later died of pneumonia."
I don't mean to sound cold or cruel (but I am so that is the way this is going to sound) is it wrong to find this kinds funny?