for being a chevy-drivin, conservative atheist, texan sawned off shotgun wielder, and for getting possible the most DUIs in all of AG, who we all love.., I award TSL3 with
Firstly, I drive a Nissan. Secondly, I've only gotten 1 DUI :P Or was the underage drinking? I forget. Thirdly, I'm agnostic. Fourthly, I prefer AK47's. Fifthly, you are an atheistic, liberal communist from the USSR and are an incarnate of Satan! Die, foul mongrel!
Lawlz.
For all of that, you get a 9.799999999999999999999999999999999999999/10.