*smiles like he just got commended for killing several hundred insurgents in Iraq*
Why thank you. How sweet of you for mentioning the most corruptive state of awesomeness ever. It corrups you to the light, not your socialist ideologues, you foul mongrel!
for being a chevy-drivin, conservative atheist, texan sawned off shotgun wielder, and for getting possible the most DUIs in all of AG, who we all love.., I award TSL3 with
Firstly, I drive a Nissan. Secondly, I've only gotten 1 DUI :P Or was the underage drinking? I forget. Thirdly, I'm agnostic. Fourthly, I prefer AK47's. Fifthly, you are an atheistic, liberal communist from the USSR and are an incarnate of Satan! Die, foul mongrel!
Lawlz.
For all of that, you get a 9.799999999999999999999999999999999999999/10.