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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Well, the title explains it all. You copy the sentence

What if a ____ told you to ______?

Then fill in the blanks. The next person answers the question, and makes one of their own. I'll start.

What if a mouse told you to give him a cookie?

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VirusEcks
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VirusEcks
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Peasant

i will hold still (i'll be beatin if i hold or didn't hold still so why bother my self with running)

what if a lion told you to run around and tease him?

Gfitz07
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Gfitz07
202 posts
Nomad

I would run around and tease him.

What if a fat guy in the same sex said he wants to make out with you?

razzmonk
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razzmonk
496 posts
Nomad

I would tell him to make out with his mom!

What if a mosquito told you to pet him?(true story except he didn't asked me to pet him he just stood there while i pet him!)

Zega
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Zega
6,917 posts
Peasant

I would pet him.

What if a thief told you to shoot him but you had no gun?

bobabob
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bobabob
37 posts
Nomad

i would kick him in the crouch

what if a guy came up to you and said hi

TheNiceDuck
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TheNiceDuck
55 posts
Nomad

I would say hi and then punch him in the face

What if a duck told you to be nice?

Serenade_Shotgun
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Serenade_Shotgun
472 posts
Nomad

I'd say... No? =)

What if a preist told you to F Off.? =P

TheWarTank33
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TheWarTank33
1,081 posts
Nomad

I'd either fire him or tell him to F off.

What if Godzilla told you to throw a stick at mothra?

ALUKARD1
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ALUKARD1
786 posts
Nomad

heck YEAH Id throw it I HATE Mothra

What if a pony told you to have a safe trip in Dreamland?

theone99
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theone99
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Shepherd

i would throw his offered at me weed away.

what if i told you to come over and die?

RathRaid
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RathRaid
129 posts
Nomad

I would simpily laugh at you and walk away.

What if Mickey Mouse was real and it turns out that he was evil?

Rem
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Rem
66 posts
Nomad

What?

What if a cat told you to go away?

TheNiceDuck
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TheNiceDuck
55 posts
Nomad

I wouln't go away, I would scare it away!

What if a squirrel told you to pick nuts for him?

GreatestSoloEver
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GreatestSoloEver
1,360 posts
Nomad

I would question him about the nuts.

What if a whale told you to pick it up?

choazmachine
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choazmachine
1,041 posts
Nomad

Id say... hell no your too fat!

what if a shark asked you for ice cream?

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