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i wish i had a keyboard!

i pored syrup all over it and now its all sticky

i wish that i had an iPhone 3g(they're unbreakable hahaha)

you get raped by a 40 year old transvestite.

I wish I had a pair of nice slacks.

unfortunatley you get kidnapped,get your head chopped of with the teeth of a great white shark while someone is shooting you in the face with an AK47!!while some fat dude is crapping on your stuff.

i wish i could get a ps3

i pore coffee on them

i wish i had an ultimate les paul guitar(yes it is different from a regular which i have)

as you are buying it the cashier bashes on top of your head then shoots you with a rocket launcher.

wish.....?

i wish i could have a unlimited 70 inch tv's

unfortunately,when you were walking home some fat man fell from the sky,killing you

i wish i had aerosmith as slaves!

Granted, Steve Tyler blows out his vocal cords after taking Chloraseptic spray before performing for you.

I wish my Xbox would get back from the repair center.

You sadly find out that not only that warranty doesn't cover it, but you actually have to pay more than it's worth to even get it back. On top of that they try to sell you on a triple play pack for $20 for some crappy games.

I wish I could think of something something nice! How about a pony fully supplied for life? Ponies are nice. Yes. Yes.

Granted, but you don't realize that the pony is a unicorn, and are gored after startling it.

I wish I had better speakers.

You now have the best THX speakers with wireless headphones, but they run the electric bill up so much that you can't use them.

I wish my new unicorn wasn't so aggressive!

Granted, but because the unicorn isn't aggressive anymore, it can't defend itself anymore when your neighbor attempts to steal it. You no longer have a unicorn.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

isn't this the game of "ruin their wish!" this is a multi.

anyways.

You were so NOT hungry that your stomach was TOO filled and your stomach exploded.