Bob is baby FOR NOW but something is strange about him. Its that his pee is home made apple juice. And he grows 4,5676 times faster then growing regulary. So he got out of his moms stomach and suddenly he says its a boy! He slaps the winnie and then says sorry wrong side. He changes side of the baby and slaps the hairy ass of that little baby... The doctor says its ready to go. The mom says pass. the doctor throws the baby but missed the throw so the baby fell. The mom said not that sort of pass!Oh my god. the doctor says okay then. The doctor throws the baby in the air and its the silling and then bumps his head then brings him down and cry. The mom is frustrated and says just give it to me next time! So the doctor says to the other doctors to put back her stomach and help her stand up and then she goes. In the car the other son Bobby said ohhh a virgin. Could i...The mom says immediatly says no. ITS A BOY!!!Bobby was sad and said to the mom ok. The mom says your only 7 years old... my gosh how your learn these stuffs. Bobby said, i secretly went to your room and saw your guys making love so i decided to get the camera and put it to my teachers youtube account. The mom screams did you watch everything!!!Bobby said yes it was fun watching. The mom stops the car quickly and says okay when we come home your dead! Got it???Bobby says do you mean in the good way or bad way. The mom says whats the good way???Bobby says Making love. The mom all mad and says NO! Your grounded for 1 month young man. Bobby crying with all the tears coming out and says sorry. The mom says no allowwence for the next year. Bobby says but its just a pennie per day. The mom says Whatever your still grounded AND YOUR NOT HAVING YOUR ALLOWWENCE! Like you said sorry ill your grounded for another extra, long, cold, fun and extreme month. So Bobby crys and go home and take the baby and brings the baby to the room. The baby is now 3% more hairy. Then Boby takes all the money in the purse and feeds the baby money. They go to the casino. Then they see allot of people trying to win the loterrie. Someone wins but no money got out???Suddenly Bob spits out around 500$ and says HaiHain. The guy says oh yeah money. EVERYONE THAT FAMILY STOLE THE MONEY OF THE LOTTERIE KILL THEM. They see everyone just continuing and then when the guy looks back at them there gone. They went to there car and the dad drived back home.
I'd say 0/10 of ten. Sorry, it's potentially a little offensive, and you're spelling is so horrible that I could barely read it. And I can read lolspeak... Somehow this was worse.
You guys are so bad to me =( i ask you guys what kind of story you like and some of you guys said something like a guy that grows faster then a regular guy and hilarious story =(
Sorry if you think I was hard on you. I think that the sheer ridiculousness of the story would have made me snicker if it hadn't been for the grammar. Sorry, mattt, better luck with your first readers next time.
