Forums → Art, Music, and Writing → Periodic Poetry Contest - Theme: Touch of Truth (Page 390, due Jan. 28)
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First, I will post the overall rules, and then I will post the specifics about this week.
Original rules, as stated by Ubertuna:
It must fit the week's theme.
It must be submitted by the deadline.
It cannot have inappropriate language in it.
It cannot be stolen (if you plagiarize, we will find you).
Sorry Zaky, old boy, but the vote's been carried, you may consider yourself to be persona non grata. I suggest you start running right about now... *insert evil grin*
Can I filibuster this bill?
You failed to gain recoqnition from the Senate Chair (me!). Please take your seat.
you may consider yourself to be persona non grata. I suggest you start running right about now...
*sigh* Would the Chair please recognize my right to make a speech?
Would the Chair please allow me to say a few words? It is in the Senatoral Proceedings to allow those who wish to speak, speak if they have followed all of the necessary motions...
Also I object to my labeling as a persona non grata. I have committed no crimes to be labeled as such, and I demand that my accuser be rebuked in an open session.
The Chair denies zakyman the right to approach the well.
The Chair upholds the labeling of zakyman as a persona non grata. The Chair recognizes that zakyman attempted a coup d'etat, and ask that the Baliff removes zakyman from the chambers and has him charged with treason.
*gavel gavel*
The Chair upholds the labeling of zakyman as a persona non grata. The Chair recognizes that zakyman attempted a coup d'etat, and ask that the Baliff removes zakyman from the chambers and has him charged with treason.
It's called a militarized overthrow of the current government. If we win you will be labeled enemy of the state. I suggest you join, or die
Sorry guys for the delay. Got caught all of a sudden in the flow when I was in the ebb a moment ago. I've asked Kyouzou to judge, because I trust him. If he doesn't take it, then wolf should step up again.
Parsat, I am immediately appealing my sentence of death handed down by this kangaroo court, and are requesting a full pardon. Sarcasm written over the internet is not to be taken as an actual act of violence. Plus, I was not allowed to say anything in my defense, or present mitigating evidence to possibly lessen the sentence. I request that my sentence be reversed and rendered.
*jumps up and down in anticipation for the judging*
I wanna write for the next theeeeeeeeeme!
The Chair finds Zakyman guilty of High Treason, the punishment is death by firing squad.
you are not the Senatoral Chair
no evidence was presented by either the prosecution
I also object to the fact that I am required to prove innocence, as the presumtion is that I am innocent.
As I have not had a fair trial
I will file a habeus corpus petition
I hereby declare the defendant, zakyman, guilty on charges of Treason, Terrorism, perjury, lieing under oath, and inhibitation of a Senatorial Investigation. The punishment for such crimes is death. You will be hung by the neck until dead in five days time, at 6:00 PM on Friday, September 30th. May God have mercy on your soul.
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